disgraced and disowned, another one of the clowns

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

Darla I love you so much. “Angelus has a weird thing going with that 15 year old slayer so I’m gonna dress up in a Catholic school girl uniform to fuck with him when I flirt”. “Oh things aren’t going my way? Good thing I brought two fucking guns”. Nobody’s doing it like her

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

@vague-magnus-archives ?