disgraced and disowned, another one of the clowns

i can't believe we're reinventing the scunthorpe problem but this time it's because we're stupid instead of the computers

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

everybody knows the only thing better than a final girl is two final girls. kissing.

one of the reasons I think tv has become a more inferior storytelling medium in the streaming/binge model era is so many of these shows barely strive for our attention anymore, comfortable to meander for several hours without any real plot development until it's time for the finale, "second screen dialogue", some truly inefficient storytelling technique that would've been critically slammed a decade ago as unskilled writing and general wankery, instead of fighting to keep us engaged enough to stick around after the next ad break, let alone the next week. there's no desperation, no respect for our time and dedication anymore, and it offends me

the colonial mythologies that haunt north american identity - the donner party the franklin expedition etc. the fear of a land that is not ours that will eat us alive, that will kill us in the most gruesome way possible.

louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep