disgraced and disowned, another one of the clowns

dan and phil literally gaslighters of the century to keep saying we were fucking crazy about the sharpie rubbing off in pinof 1 only for phil to go oh lol and that kiss is unlisted on my youtube channel by the way SISTER WHEN I GET YOU!

little traumatized 2009 dinof meeting the boy of his dreams and just going for it despite all the homophobia thrown at him, you will forever be in my heart, you did the best possible thing for yourself when it would've been so much easier to hide away from the world and I am so proud of you!! Kiss that boy, smudge that sharpie, adopt that lion, find your soulmate, buy that phouse, take the leap, you'll finally end up right where you were always supposed to be (happy) <3

we all have that one mutual who… wait why does that say following

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

@heresylog

Just to be clear to anybody, especially in the USA because I know that Catholicism isn't as common there, this is not a cool rebellion against authority. While some traditionalist Catholics are purely interested in ecumenical things like the Latin mass, in the USA a significant portion of the movement for traditionalism is made up of violent antisemites. The "church's understanding of, and relationship with Judaism" they reference here is the idea that all Jews are not solely personally responsible for the death of Jesus

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

i can't believe we're reinventing the scunthorpe problem but this time it's because we're stupid instead of the computers

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

everybody knows the only thing better than a final girl is two final girls. kissing.