the most™

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

what if instead of analog horror we had "ants on a log" horror!

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

WHAT THE HELL

George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

^ the jittering trembler

^ The nefarious anglerfish

The shirt removal really solidifies this as a genuine reaction

Human storytelling has still never surpassed Season 5, Episode 5 of She-Ra: and the Princesses of Power (2018) "Save the Cat"

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

@sinni-ok-sessi

No @astronicht DONT stop yourself there please go on

i very much did not stop