here comes your man

tbh having followers here is so weird bc they don’t interact with you or talk to you at all they just……stare at your breakdowns and say mood

unpopular opinion but it’s cool if you don’t want to be in love

like, idk. I used to feel so compelled to make excuses for being single, whether it was self-deprecating jokes about myself or insisting that I was too busy for a relationship or making myself go out on uncomfortable and pointless dates just to make a show of trying to not be single. there’s such an expectation that if you’re single you should be actively working of changing that, and it’s like. nah. there are 9999 other things you can be focusing your time and energy on and if you don’t really feel like being in a relationship now or ever that’s cool.

someone wanna explain to me why I want Calum to beat me with his bass guitar

Love, Simon but it’s narrated by John Mulaney

“I really like girls” I said, you know, like a liar

sirius black: as soon as i break out of azkaban its over for you bitches

taylor swift really said “all i think about is karma” & “maybe i got mine but you’ll all get yours” and then all she had to do was sit quietly and wait

also if you guys are serious about ableism in this fandom you can start by not using the R slur

i literally never seen a legitimate reason to hate sagittariuses 🤧

y'all rude as fuck

yAlL rUdE aS fUcK

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

all too well is like…so good….

this is an advanced joke