The Cost of Business

Don’t I know it. Don’t worry. next time he’s in my face and his ego is exploding we’ll play a game of ‘why are you hitting yourself’. 

I need to be around to see that. I think Zeus would just freak out because no one ever messes with him.

Tactical sounds much better. Calling him smart just makes his ego explode above his head and affect us all. 

Firework ego, yeah. That sounds about right. Best not to make him think he's better than he is. You're the oldest, after all.

I’m pretty sure it was Hera who turned him into a canary and he made it into his advantage. No matter how hypocrite he might be, he’s got some smarts, but you didn’t hear that from me. 

Hah! You just said Zeus has some smarts. I'm pretty sure he's just tactical, not actually smart. He knows how to make a situation work for him

Oh typical Zeus. He’d fuck around with all his daughters and sister and everything with two legs.. or more now I think of it.. But he would take it away from his own children, very disappointing.

He fucked around with things that didn't have two legs. He turned into a canary or some shit to fuck someone. No boundaries, man. No boundaries. Such a hypocrite. 

I would hope so. How do you think our beloved Zeus is doing in Olympus? I heard Demeter has grown rather fond of unleashing her wrath on him. I should feel sorry for him, but I don’t. 

Beloved Zeus? He had his daughter kill his son because he didn't want them having sex. That is the exact opposite of someone I would call beloved. I doubt Zeus made it back to Olympus, honestly. I'm surprised he isn't locked away in your house, bothering your dog.

I do not look kind upon those who are an annoyance to me, you best remember that the next time you decide to barge in with canons. 

Blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda. You done yet, brother?

I didn’t mean it like that. I just.. I don’t want another person in my head. It’s crowded enough in there.

Maybe you'll be one of the lucky ones, then.

That’s, not, funny, Chris. 

...end up like me? Oh. I, uhm, don't know. Maybe you will, maybe you won't.

I didn’t! Well I was dying it blonde because for some reasons the roots of my hair were darkening and when I flushed it out. This!

Well I like it. Makes your eyes pop, but that is weird... the whole changing colors thing.

Chris!

What? What's wrong- did you dye your hair?

She probably wanted her only remaining children on earth to bond I would assume. Do I look like I know everything our mother thinks?

We've had centuries to bond and it hasn't happened so it's not happening now. And yes, you do. She tells you more than Zeus, even, and I had not thought that possible.