this barbie is a dyke

Fun Fact! If you tap your knuckles against your knights chestplate and ask who their heart beats for, themselves or you, you can stun-lock them long enough to kiss the side of their helm without protest!

Leviticus really said yes life will be harder because I choose to be with you but I choose to be with you despite it all

Do I wanna be used like a toy? Yes! Do I also want to be the only object of that person’s affection? Also yes. I want the sickly sweet and the rough and dirty. Pretty please!!

all weed is slut weed when you have an intox kink

cream inside your girlfriend, i call that a femme brûlée

Gonna bite that shoulder. No I'm not letting go. This is my security shoulder, it's where my teeth go. If you don't like it, then stop being cute.

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

dog-coded butch who will tuck their face into your neck and give a long sigh and go dead-weight on you like a lap dog that doesn’t know it weighs 200lbs

dont show me your nerdy interests i WILL have sex with you.

i’m not fine shyt, i’m the way the moon kisses the ocean and suddenly the whole tide remembers where it’s going

butch devotee 4 femme deity... coming to their goddess altar, giving themself as an offering...