autism blogging

dont show me your nerdy interests i WILL have sex with you.

having an awful terrible time brain wise. and im broke. but otherwise everything is excellent

they tied me up with rope and choked me with a belt ... then made me panckes in the morning. YAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAY

grade mogging all the other little bitches in my class with my big thick throbbing gpa. they all say nooo its too much i cant take it but i just thrust my academic weapon even deeper. open wide babygirl, daddys here and he needs to stretch out that tight little curve. dont do it! ill have to drop out. daddy doesnt care what kitten wants. hes not going to stop until youre loose enough to put a whole masters degree inside.

im all moved into my new beautiful home where noone yells. i have a 30 minute screen time, im reading and writing more than ever. i go for walks around my neighbourhood and my girlfriend identifies every plant species we see (we are waiting for datura pod season and mulberries). im happy now! im happy now.

they r building furniture for me .... puddle time.

happy womens day, shoutout to my favourite woman. your mum.

EEEEE I LOVE MY GIRLFRIIENNDDD

noone actually Buys sunglasses. you just find some someone lost and then lose them again in an endless cycle

going out :) no sleep 2 days no food no money no charge on phone no trains. just tits out and ovulating

im still fuck bitches get money big sharter okay dont worry im not gonna get all soft just because im falling in love (shh dont tell anyone).

EEEEEE THEY THINK IM PRETTYYYYY like for real like they actually think im beautiful and i dont get it but i believe them anyway. i cannot BELIEVE I BAGGED THEM OMFGGGGGG i win i win i win i win i win

fucked in the creek. hoes stay mad, wish u were me.

ohmygOD THEYRE SO BEAUTIFUL I JUST WANT TO DO FUCKED UP THINGS TO THEM NAKED UUUUGGGHHHH

she jeff on my buckley till i hey man you're really bringing the vibe down at karaoke... yeah its just you promised us you wouldnt do this again. no its that like i know people here, yeah yeah like i get it yeah hes great and all but yknow people come here to have a good time and all... you've been hogging the mic for like the past 4 songs. yeah okay yeah cool as long as we are on the same page. why dont you just do mr brightside or something ...