Oh, let me tell you now.

Hi. Hey. Hello. Tour and recording and life have been insane. So I wasn’t dead, just hiding and only coming out for a few hours a day to sing for my babes (and secretly go to countless Madonna shows). But I’m trying to fix that again. I really am.

Someone just asked me if I missed when I had to dye my hair red every two weeks for work and the only response I could think of was, “I would rather shave my head completely bald, wax off my eyebrows, and become a monk before I dye my hair red again.”

@cassiesullivan: i love you, nyc pride babes, with all my heart!!! that was a dream. i love you.

max-eliahu You're the queen? MADONNA, IS THAT YOU?

max-eliahu Are we naming obvious things? Water is wet, Madonna is the queen, Max is a huge diva.

Contrary to popular internet and media belief, I'm not actually that big of a diva or bitch to the point that I won't talk to anyone. I know, right -- go figure! I'll be making attempts throughout the day to be social again.

Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just 'pretty'.