Never ask a girl if she wants to become a werewolf because she’s always going to say yes because girls love tearing things apart with their teeth and ripping people to shreds with their claws, it’s a foregone conclusion, an immutable fact of our universe really when ya think about it.

nothing gives me butterflies like bloodstained fangs

“He’s hot” “He’s 10 feet tall and he turns into a monster” “I’m aware”

ppl take blocking so seriously. i block ppl every day. ppl ive never interacted with. they make a dumb comment on someone elses post and i block em. prevent any future encounters!

i love doing apologism for fictional characters. yes he killed people and ruined everything but thats ok bc i like him and hes my little baby. so who cares

ok but stop associating bisexuality with threesomes

you want to be manhandled. i want to be monsterhandled. we’re not the same.