suicide squad imagines

[2.0] - lives by the motto "here's some money, go buy yourself some more money" - let's face it, he's fuckin rich, and he's a sugar daddy - typical, lowkey dad jokes 25/7 - walks around the house shirtless all the time - gives you and his daughter endless piggy back rides - when you go to the gun range, he lets you win because he's not only a nice guy, but because he doesn't want to get his ass KiCkEd by a chick - had a fedora when he was a young teen

- smells like if someone took money and made it into a cologne, then added mud

- jump scares you a lot (he likes hiding in the closet a lot, or the shower)

- when you sleep, he hugs and holds you from behind, and always says “good night my eternal flame”

[2.0] - almost begs to go to water parks - loves crossword puzzles, but can't figure them out without your help - cold-blooded, but he's always hot around you - he never forgets an anniversary - uses toothbrush to religiously scrub his claws every morning and night - when you ask how he gets his money, he will reply "i paid an arm and a leg for it"

- the small spoon but the dominant one in the relationship - kicks your ass in monopoly and any fitness challenges - likes to be read poetry - rarely laughs but when she does laugh, she bashfully covers her mouth with her hand - her smile is absolutely beautiful - hates having her hair up - you call her 'kitty' and she says she hates it but she actually lowkey likes it - she giggles during horror movies

- gives great back rubs that leave you relieved and also crying - has a way of always winning arguments - hates when you call her a witch - a cheap pickup line you used was "did you work your magic on me, because I'm hypnotized by your beauty" - you also said "did you rip my heart out, because you own me" - hates pick up lines - moves your stuff so she can enjoy watching you suffer looking for it - whispers strange things in your ear in her native tongue - wild in bed

- protective as fuckk over you - always texts or calls you if you're away to see what you're doing - the kind of guy that you take home to your parents (and they love him) - strange sense of humor after you spent an eternity looking for it - will watch House Wives or Say Yes to the Dress and actually get into it - smells patriotic

- crazy as fuck but you love it - great dancer, always dancing with or on you - will randomly start laughing - talkative and will throw you and/or herself unexpectedly under the bus - will become anyone's best friend - has a strange hand fetish, loves watching your hands - best resting bitch face ever

- usually late to dates or appointments - not a very affectionate guy - sarcastic as fuck to a frustrating point - always challenging your words or others - will use boomerang to spy on you - has a giant pink stuffed unicorn in the bedroom (and sleeps with a smaller one) - will spam your phone with emojis when you're gone - lowkey sneaky af and goes through your phone when you're not looking

- thinks you're the perfect parent for his daughter - always taking you out on expensive dates after killing someone (and is never a second late) - not a hugger, but definitely a kisser - somehow a good massager - never misses a shot, but always misses you when you're gone - his ticklish spot is his neck - type of dude that hates being put on spot, but will question the crap out of you

- very unpredictable - the type of guy that gets you anything - funny but weird (very.) - strangely over protective - is insane and hot at the same time - makes weird jokes or noises randomly when you're trying to sleep - laughs hysterically at any type of pain (like when he stubs his toe, which is a lot) - refuses to see dentist

- super duper sweet on the inside - constantly sad about the past - skeptical but completely in love with you - hugs a lot (or too much) - actually a great cook - he's hot when he's upset (uh... literally??) - likes winter and snow - you can find him making his wife and kids with fire a lot more than you expect - you're never cold

- tough on the outside - actually a giant teddy - super protective - will hurt disrespectful guys - loves bass boosted songs - constantly working out, will bench press you and furniture randomly - stays out late at night but brings you small gifts (random pieces of jewelry, etc) - has a spoiled and fat pet goldfish - actually a really nice and confident guy - can't go to zoos (for obvious reasons)