A Bittersweet Baker!

" Yeah, yeah, you're HILARIOUS. I hope your commitment to the bit is worth it! "

She's slamming her heel on his foot with all the force she can muster, before trying to grab at half of his teeny-tiny baby mustache in an effort to rip several of the hairs out.

" Oh my God, are you REALLY gonna do the fuckin' elementary school game of pretending you don't see or hear me? C'mon! You should know better n' ta try being more immature than the king. "

"Must be my imagination." Dude, you're making her quote Skyrim at you. Can you truly win this anymore? (Maybe. We'll see.)

...

Wait.

Her hat covers her ears.

Anonymous asked:

Oh, pizzano with expression b3 please

asklordofthelost asked:

(( B4 for Pizzano- ))

➜ mmmm yes put the character expression meme on the pizza tower muses // accepting but will be slow

" Oh, the least sincere person ya ever met? What a compliment! I knew I was already beatin' out the competition in sheer charisma n' good looks, but knowin' I'm the crownin' champ of not givin' a FUCK is high praise!

I ain't one t' get dismissed by small fries, but I get the feeling we'll be seein' each other again real soon, when that Spire's up n' running again. It's gonna be a real showstopper, Pizzy. You can bet on it!

YAH - HAH! "

Oh. For fuck's sakes. Her window, her wall... there's another good chunk of change. Pizzelle can feel heat welling up behind her eyes but blinks it back and says, in a dead tone of voice,

"Little guy. Get him."

" Yeesh. T' be honest, I ain't even sure what the grand offense was here. I said I don't do fuckin' sad stuff, but you sure seem to, yeah? You told me some REAL heavy shit last time we talked, kinda seems like you got a lot goin' on for you.

Not me, though. My life is great. I am doin' so good it's unbelievable. "

"not especially but you wrecked any and all chances for me to be anything more than coldly polite towards you. now get out before i get my ice cream cone friend to give you frostbite."