Hello Countess Von Boobs

College English Professors: What is your interpretation? Why? Question that. Question everything. Question what I’m telling you right now. Question your own thoughts. Question my thoughts. I don’t know everything. Nothing is certain. F*ck. Just do the reading. I don’t care if you annotate or not. Just prove you’re using your brain. Say something! Sh*t I’m tired of you being quiet. Participation is 20% of your grade you know.

everyone in Europe: this is an absolute continental disgrace I have been stabbed in the back by everyone I have known and loved, how has this happened

Owner sees her quadriplegic dog walk for the first time after surgery

The only time in my life I can relate to a Gold Metal wining Olympian…

it’s a me, marco

And that’s the story of how I sent out one of the largest spam email campaigns of the 1990s.

The time Michael Jackson acted like it was Beyonce who was making him nervous and not the screaming audience.

A student who survived the Florida school massacre condemns anyone talking about “thoughts and prayers” at this point: “We’re children. You guys are the adults. You need to take some action and play a role.”

eleanor + her Clean Energy Crusaders tshirt

Incredibles 2 (2018) - “Done properly, parenting is a heroic act”