Be My Frankenstein Valentine

rich people should not be allowed to access, collect, modify or wear ancient artifacts as fashion statements. they're historical pieces that belong in public domains & should remain accessible to everyone. this especially applies to colonial artifacts & jewellery. end of discussion.

‘twas the night before citi field and all through the house everyone was screaming because it’s fucking scary

sex circus tomorrow?

my dead wife. the ad free internet

and tomorrow is one year exactly since mcrnj btw

at an age where i get scared if people i follow talk about being in school (are you a teenager and i didn’t realize? or worse, are you in grad school?) but also if they talk about being married or having kids i get even more scared. Everyone should be doing a lot of nothing thats the only way

well whatever while you all are in new york for no specific reason i and a few other hot and sexy individuals will be on tumblr BLOGGING about gerard's FAT PUSSY and having a grand ole time so just think about that

*horrible coughing and hacking noises* i need to go to the hospital...... *more coughing and hacking* the sex hospital

Mamdani’s New York invites you to a one-night stay at the Sex Hospital

One thing about me is if I really like your post, one reblog is not enough. It’s getting reblogged MINIMUM 2 times I need everyone checking my blog to know that it was my exact mental state for exactly as long as it took them to scroll through the same post 8 times