Sugarland

Santana: Wanky

Santana: the champagne sippage is mandatory Britt doesn't mean I'm not 100% down for a little medicinal relaxation as well. Just nothing that'll come back to bite me on the ass.

Santana: I could do with out yet another scandal being attached to my name.

Brittany: You'd have fun if you indulge in something a little harder than some pink bubbly champagne.

Brittany: There is nothing wrong with a good scandal. The hottest celebs in Hollywood wouldn't be who they are without a good scandal. Kanye, Kim K, Nicki Minaj, Elvis...embrace the scandal.

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Quinn: Thanks

Britttany: I feel like I should be thanking you. Well...then again 😉

A night without drugs and or alcohol.. Haha. You’ve got the wrong girl. I assure you. It’s either or...or I’ll go insane. I mean...you can add ‘one night stand’ in the mix, or ‘Netflix and Chill’...but those still usually involve the other two festivities. 

Quinn: You sound like a one trick pony to me.

Quinn: I am plenty fun. Am I meeting you after school on friday or not?

Brittany: Ha. Cute. My tricks are enless, I assure you. I can totally show you -wiggles brows-

Santana: /Please/ Britt, you've never been legitimately insulted by anything your entire depraved life.

Santana: You should be so lucky...like I'd ever get that high, you're forgetting I know where that mouth of yours has been fly girl.

Brittany: You speak as if I'm heartless, babe. 😏

Brittany: Shit, you'd be the lucky one. And lucky to experience the greatness of this mouth. It's iconic really.

Quinn: Right. Have you ever considered any other hobbies?

Quinn: I'm going to ditch. I'm not going to risk my scholarship, but I can stop by maybe after.

Brittany: Absolutely. Sex, Alcohol, flirting, Partying, Sex. And most other forms of intoxication.

Rachel: You're supposed to be my intell, Britt. My man on the inside so to speak. When the time is right you're supposed to remind him that we're made for each other.

Brittany: Yeah, yeah...I know.

Santana: Tell me you're either planning to bring a supply or you've got at least a semi-decent hook up when we blow this town for SV.

Brittany: Honestly I'm kind of insulted S. Don't I always have the good shit? Don't worry your pretty little head. I'll be sure it's in the clouds as soon as we land.

Quinn: Are you High?

Quinn: Dangerous? Just tell me. I just think it might be a fitting back drop. I wanted to get a feel for it.

Quinn: Honestly I could really use the quiet.

Brittany: Ofc I am, the answer to that will almost always be yes. So, yes.

Rachel:I don't know. He's with that girl from rehab right now but we all know he's supposed to end up with me. We've just gotten lost lately.

Rachel: It would be good for my self esteem, but I'm comfortable in my sweats trying to study.

Brittany: Rebab girl has a great ass. That's really all I care to know. I'm usually too high to comprehend when he talks about her tbh.

Quinn: Has anyone ever told you you're kind of a shit?

Quinn: I want to use your place. You won't be there this week, right?

Quinn: I'm not getting you weed. Also nudes? Haven't you heard of the internet? They're everywhere. What else do you want?

Brittany: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty to me, Q.

Rachel: Sorry, Britt babe, the chastity belt is locked in place. Sammy and I may not be together right now, but my heart still belongs to him.Rachel: Flattery is not going to get you pictures. I wouldn't even know how to begin taking them regardless.

Brittany: Damn...you can't blame a girl for trying right? When are you gonna get out there and do something about you and my boy Sam?

Rachel:What do I need liquid courage for? I'm not dating anyone, I'm definitely not going to lose my virginity this week, I just need something potent to make me loose and unwind.Rachel: Oh, never.

Brittany: Exactly...you're single, I'm single. A little liquid cure age and you'll be able to see how much fun we could have if you just let go.