I like cute and funny things

After years of searching, you have finally found a genie’s lamp. However, you did not expect to release the Akinator, who will only grant you wishes if he can correctly guess the wish based on yes and no questions.

So what you’re saying is, raccoons have the ability to defy the laws of physics by folding their bodies into higher dimensions of time and space 

I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

because all u do is watch phineas and ferb

They sent Candace to the moon the other day.

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST

Oh, wow.

rip tumblr user pizza, you would’ve loved tumblr+

i just want a girl to look at me and hope i’m gay

tomska scares me in a very specific, john mulaney, bdg, neil cicigera way and idek why.

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

i want to be in a relationship where when we're alone it's really calm and soft and cute but in public its bastard time™️ like babe go put on your most over the top batshit crazy outfit we're going to cause trouble and look sexy together