?

What a nerd.

i thought so. that would be real weird.

What a nerd.

dude are you flirting with me

What a nerd.

What a nerd.

you know what else i got you?

What a nerd.

you’re dating me, nerd fucker

I’m glad we could all be united by our great tits.

you have the best tits of all

Candice went to her hair appointment so Pawdme’ and I decided to watch the movie “Fatherhood” on Netflix this morning.. any minute she’s going to come home and find me sitting on the couch just crying in my oatmeal.

nerd

what if i pierced my nips

Thought this said lips.

if you want to kiss me, just say so

what if i pierced my nips

Hot!

would it burn?

what if i pierced my nips

what if i pierced my nips

what if i pierced my nips

… no one touch my nips until they’re healed