Hit it, hottie

Is that like, alcohol or something?

Dr. Phil is a moron and you know it. It’s glorified Jerry Springer with less trashy people.

God, you are just so good at guilt tripping. I can like someone that you don’t like. How many people have you dated that I’ve hated? Like, all of them. You didn’t see me trying to pull some shit about how not nice they are.

Yeah, they don’t want you to sing along, pick a less singable artist.

Blood is thicker than water comes from the phrase, “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” Meaning chosen brotherhood is stronger than the bond you have with family.

You kinda are the worst sometimes though. You were just as bad when he tried to apologize.

At least I’m not guilt tripping you over a guy you like.

At least I’m not rude to people I just met on the internet.  He’s not nice.  Bloods thicker than water, and I’d ditch a dude who said you were the worst. 

Okay, but what song was it? Cause there’s some songs you can’t help but sing along.

You’re literally the worst singer on the planet.

Bay: Oh my god Sugar stop. What do you want me to do, not see him anymore just because you guys don't get along?

Sugar: obviously.

Sugar: If I started dating someone who made you cry, I'd dump him. or --her.

Sugar: or them.

Bay: He's not a scumbag. I fucking like him, so stop fucking it up

Bay: And stop guilt tripping me.

Sugar: gross.

Sugar: He started it, and you're a terrible brother.

Oh well, I tried.

You’re going to have to get used to me at some point or another. Happy… whatever shit to your dog. 

Look, I may not like you but your brother’s pretty cool. If you can relax on the rich girl shit I’ll keep my mouth shut. 

Deal? 

Bay: Yeah he does suck. That mouth is like heaven

Bay: Don't fuck with him or I'll tell Dad to take away your credit cards

Sugar: That's disgusting.

Sugar: You're gross, and mean.

Sugar: He literally started it. The fact you care about this scumbag more than your actual sister is really telling.

Good thing I haven’t been in my apartment, then. 

By the way - I take that as a compliment. 

Bay: I already am sleeping with him and I don't really wanna find someone else at the moment so stop fucking it up

Sugar: you always had bad taste.

If you think me calling you kind of annoying was a dig, oh boy. We aren’t going to get along - asshole is my babe.

For the record though - you couldn’t have gotten anything anyways. Got someone on my radar and they sure as shit ain’t you.