The Dishwasher

going to be honest with you. Fuck is not even a swear word. it’s just. a word. he’s like a brother to me

Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

i actually don't mind hanging out with empaths because whatever emotions i'm experiencing are definitely outside the normal human range. if you want to know how i feel good fucking luck

waging psychological warfare on empaths by causing them to experience the emotional equivalent of shrimp colors

oh u have a gender? how quaint

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