goodnight

I think my favorite memes are the ones about insignificant but universally relateable things

white women are so funny sometimes. why are you wearing a beret to class... oui oui amelie we’re in ohio

Today on what we’re making fun of women for: hats

i said white women not regular women

certified iconic post

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????

me putting my fuzzy socks on:         :-)

please talk me i am no longer angy

What is this creature???

that’s me after being ignored don’t be so rude

I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”