im totally not foaming at the mouth

⚠️: kinda suggestive... 15 likes and at least i finish the linearts for these drawings?

DON'T ATTACK OTHER PEOPLE FOR THEIR PREFERENCES. THIS IS MEANT TO BE A FUN COMPETITION

' glitchy boi meets subspace explosives '

~ VS! Noli (OOC)

(Throws page of incorrect quote at you. Assume nontranslated is typed)

Noli: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. 

Taph: This is a lie. 

Taph: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. 

Taph: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Noli: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? 

Taph: 🤷. 🛏️☁️❔(Depends. Is your bed comfortable? )

Noli: Yes. 

Taph: ℹ️😴(I'd sleep.)

Noli: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— 

Taph: 👋(Hi.)

Noli: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

Taph: 👀👁️➕🗣️🫆, 🎭!(Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Noli!)

Noli: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Taph: 🫸🤛(Fight me!) Noli: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*  Noli: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

Noli: Two bros! 

Taph: 🛀(Chillin' in a hot tub!)

Noli and Taph, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK! 0️⃣🦶🏢🏳️‍🌈

Taph: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? 

Noli: It was autocorrect. 

Taph: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? 

Noli: Yes.

Noli walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Taph, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. 

Taph, sipping coffee happily: ℹ️😘2️⃣ :) (I love you too :))

Noli, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? 

Taph, confused: ℹ️😠, 💥➡️🏠, 👍(I mean, this is my house, so yeah.)

Taph: 🤕🫵🍂- (Did it hurt when you fell-)

Noli: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- 

Taph: 🙂‍↔️, ℹ️😠🫵🍂⬇️🧗‍♂️(No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. )

Noli: ... 

Taph: 🫵🛌4️⃣ 🔟➕5️⃣⏱️(You just laid there for 15 minutes.)

Noli: BE A BETTER PERSON! 

Taph: ⁉️(WHY?!)

Noli: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

Noli: Talk dirty to me~ 

Taph: 💹😬❗️➕🪵📈(Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.)

Noli: Wha- 

Taph: 💱🔛💔(The economy is in shambles.)

subspacedstar please

Perhaps

Perhaps

Now, instead of Noli knowing sign because of Autism, he knows sign because Aspx was mute. (Idk if Aspx is in Forsaken lore, but they are in the myth’s lore)

Despite being a little attention hog, Noli is a surprisingly good listener. (He understands how a team makes or breaks a show, not just one person)

Taph = yapper

Noli X Taph is now “yapper X even bigger yapper somehow?? No one knew that was possible but I guess it is”

Noli once put on a show and Taph did the special effects (and was good at it) Now if Noli’s ever going to do another show in the Forsaken, Taph WILL be dragged into doing tech work

I... i don't remember drawing most of this...