titles stress me out

guy whose last post is "wood nymph pussy hits different" and is never heard from or seen again

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

The thing you have to remember when you’re arguing with me is that I’m almost always eating delicious meals. So not only are you arguing with a beautiful woman, she’s eating scrumptious food while you aren’t. Bad position.

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead