titles stress me out

i’m just saying it wouldn’t be outside the realm of the cats: jellicle ball if grizabella were being ostracized because she posted some anti-ziganist or fatphobic tweets 20 years before the events of the musical

hiking that ends in you pumping a load into me behind a tree

Dick Cheney Hunting Simulator

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

(kicking my can sullenly across the road) it may be cold in saskatchewan but here at the international prospect cup fans are hoping for something hot on the ice

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

straight white people making a romance movie: haha what if it was illegal to have sex? wait what's lawrence v texas. wait what's mclaughlin v florida. wait what's loving v virginia

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

guy whose last post is "wood nymph pussy hits different" and is never heard from or seen again

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep