That's my nipple bro

please destroy it in the fires of mount doom

[stands on the roof of my house] MORE HISPANIC/LATINO REPRESENTATION [pulls out megaphone] MORE HISPANIC/LATINO REPRESENTATION THAT ISNT GANGSTERS, DRUG LORDS, AND THEIR WHORES [screams to the heavens] MORE HISPANIC/LATINO REPRESENTATION THAT SHOWS THAT NOT EVERY HISPANIC IS A CRIMINAL OR A CRIMINALS GIRLFRIEND AND ARE IN FACT ACTUAL MEMBERS OF SOCIETY [drops megaphone] thank you.

and he says he never eats junk

tomorrow’s new years eve so don’t be shy to confess your undying love for me before the year ends

paaartaay time

watch out keats is on the road

i’m always so amazed when i hear americans say shit like “healthcare is a privilege, not a right”. like how do you reach a point in your life where you think people deserve to die because they can’t afford healthcare. what in the actual fuck is wrong with you.

we fucking know the answer