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@subbyarchie
How about this for a cheeky Valentine's Day plan, since it is the month for it after all.
I hire a bunch of people from the Evan's house. Throw a party that ends in a clothing optional party. We all dance and anyone who wants to be a pass around party bottom has a great time?
Thoughts?
Why do I get the feeling that you're going to try to pass me around?
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It's Sexual Sunday so...
send my muse inappropriate questions
flirt with them anonymously or not
try to make them blush
kiss them at random
send me terrible pickup lines
get my muse hot and bothered
Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy!
Dear fellow readers, my name is William and I'm new to this environment. Thanks for reading!!!
Well hello there. I'm Archie, nice to meet you.
Kinky Questions, make my muse uncomfortable--go!
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
@switchhummel
Oh, you like that do you?
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I haven't gotten any complaints before Sir. But if you wanted to test that theory out for yourself I'd be fine with it.
Oh, I bet you would be. You slut.
Hm...
But sure, anytime you wanna strip down for me. You can.
I've actually wanted to for a while now, I always did think you were hot.
You think I'd be good at it?
I think you'd be popular. You and your brothers are aesthetically very attractive.
The good at it part...well, that's more up to you. Are you good at sex?
I haven't gotten any complaints before Sir. But if you wanted to test that theory out for yourself I'd be fine with it.
Yeah those seem really fair and reasonable. I wouldn't complain about any of that.
For now, how are you at dancing?
Nobody's ever complained about how I can dance before, so I guess I'm alright.
Oh that ass is going to be popular at the club. ( Parker)
I don't have a problem with that Sir.
Oh. I'm sure you don't, you seem like a little whore.
Good career move though.
You think I'd be good at it?
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Maybe you should tell me about the rules that way I know what I'm getting into.
Everything goes through management. So no private sessions. If I catch you making private arrangements, you're instantly fired. If I say no to a client, then it's a no for you too. You'll submit to STD screening monthly or more, depending on how often you work. You work in the hotel, never outside. If someone wants to leave the hotel with you, you say no or call security.
And like I tell all my employees, the slaves you work with are worth just as much as you. They're humans and you'll treat them like that, or again, I'll fire you on the spot.
But I need to talk this over with Owen first. There might be legal ramifications I need to work through first, and he'll know.
Yeah those seem really fair and reasonable. I wouldn't complain about any of that.
I don't see anything shameful or embarrassing about it. I don't see an issue with doing it at all.
There's nothing shameful about it at all. I've been doing sex work for a long time, on and off, though I've always stopped short of being paid for sex. I've made my fortune on sex work. I just need to be sure that you're safe. There will be a lot of rules, and if you break a single one of them, I will fire you without hesitating.
Maybe you should tell me about the rules that way I know what I'm getting into.
Oh that ass is going to be popular at the club. ( Parker)
I don't have a problem with that Sir.
Sexual Sir, I'm not afraid of hard work.
You understand what I'm saying there, Archie? Sexual work is actual sex work. People paying to have sex or scene, or both, with you. I don't require that of you to be employed here.
Are you trying to talk me out of it?
It's not something anyone but the slaves do at the moment, so I'm going to need to talk it over with Owen as my business manager first. Sex work isn't something to get into because the idea makes your dick hard, Archie.
I don't see anything shameful or embarrassing about it. I don't see an issue with doing it at all.
Sexual Sir, I'm not afraid of hard work.
You understand what I'm saying there, Archie? Sexual work is actual sex work. People paying to have sex or scene, or both, with you. I don't require that of you to be employed here.
Are you trying to talk me out of it?
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Sir, if it would be allowed, what would you think of possibly employing me? (Archie)
What would you like to do here, Archie?
@subbyarchie
I guess it depends on what you think I'd be good at, or the most useful for.
That's not really how job interviews work, Archie. Tell what you think you'd do best at, and we'll see if we can make it work.
Well I'm a fast learner, I'm good at taking feedback and I'd like to think of myself as a hard worker.
Are you thinking something light, like bartending, or something more sexual like dancing?
Honestly, I think I'd want it to be the more sexual route.
See? This is why I need you to speak up about what you want, Archie. Now, sexy or sexual? Two big differences.
Sexual Sir, I'm not afraid of hard work.
Sir, if it would be allowed, what would you think of possibly employing me? (Archie)
What would you like to do here, Archie?
@subbyarchie
I guess it depends on what you think I'd be good at, or the most useful for.
That's not really how job interviews work, Archie. Tell what you think you'd do best at, and we'll see if we can make it work.
Well I'm a fast learner, I'm good at taking feedback and I'd like to think of myself as a hard worker.
Are you thinking something light, like bartending, or something more sexual like dancing?
Honestly, I think I'd want it to be the more sexual route.
