Unexperienced Shopper

Really, really happy with this haul! I wanted to get some high quality t’s and pants that weren’t just blue jeans. 

Famous Footwear:

Asics Tri-Gel Noosa Sneakers

Urban Outfitters:

(2) Over the Knee socks

Anthropologie: 

(2) Sets of Earrings

Sephora:

(4) Pro Brushes

Madewell: 

(2) Tops

(2) Sets of Rings

Black Sweater

Nordstrom Rack: 

(3) Pairs of Pants

(2) Tops

Lululemon:

Jacket

Express:

Black Tank

Banana Republic:

(4) Tops

Mini haul wasn’t planning on lifting Charlotte Russe skirt - 9.99 Aeropostale bow - 4.99 and watch set 14.99 Hot topic pikachu - 18.50 thigh high garter socks? - 10.00 lipstick - 4.99  Claire’s earrings - 8.50, 7.50, 6.50 Unknown store amethyst necklace - 15.99  Walmart Avalon organics shampoo and conditioner 8.99 each Burt’s bees sugar scrub - 12.99 

like. how difficult non-thieves think stealing is constantly amazes me.

1) Trust

2) Intimacy

GUYS I’m in literal love with this haul. My sister and I went to Whole Foods and then to Ulta. The Ulta stuff is both of our food and I just…walked out with it. Nobody seemed to notice. She got her own haul from Ulta (her first time concealing) and racked up almost $200 herself! Sister bonding day is the best!

Whole Foods: Shrimp Tempura Roll x2 $18 Fiji Water x2 $4 Whole Foods Total: $22

Ulta: Tarte BB Cream $38 Tarte Maracuja Concealer $24 Anastasia Beverly Hills Contour Kit $40 Too Faced Melted Lipstick Melted Ruby $21 Benefit POREfessional Value Size $42 Benefit High Beam $26 Too Faced La Creme Lipstick in Pink Chocolate $22 Too Faced La Creme Lipstick in Juicy Melons $22 Too Faced La Creme Lip Balm in Hunny Bunny $22 Lipstick Queen Hall of Fame II $48 It Double Ended Eye Brushes $28 (not pictured) Ulta Total: $331

Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal

Feeling a six-pack coming up