Spagghetti Stylinson

ok so i was overthinking about the civil war AU (as one does) and like i thought ladynoir would be fighting each other and adrienette would be dating.. but then i got sad cuz i though ladrien and marichat would get erased. and then i got even sadder when i realized that ladrien would be the only time that adrien gets to see his lady outside of a battlefront and marichat would be the only time marinette gets to talk to her kitty without them trying to claw (sorry) each other's throats out.

Marinette: Adrien, I'm sad. Adrien: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Alya: Nino, I'm sad. Nino, nodding: mood. Marinette: Why are your tongues purple? Alya: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Nino: I had a red one. Marinette: oh Marinette: Marinette: OH Adrien: Adrien: Aww, you guys shared slushies? Marinette: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Adrien: Alya: Nino: Everyone Else At Marinette’s Surprise Birthday Party: Adrien: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first. Alya: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Adrien: 'Prettiest Smile' Nino: 'Nicest Personality' Chloé: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Marinette: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' Ladybug: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Chat Noir's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out... Ladybug: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Chat Noir: You're like 15 years old Ladybug: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

"Whatever our mental illnesses are made of, his and mine are the same"