The Phenomenal Uncle Allen

Reblog if you're a part of black tumblr & you're 21+.

Heyy 🙋🏾‍♀️✨

I don’t care, I ain’t playin. Imma need one of these damn thangs to work, now.

I might as well not reblogging aint gone put money in my pocket

Let the universe know what you want

Cash app $drinabee if you tryna bless me

That works too I guess 😂😂 #BeTheBlessing

I mean if someone would like to bless a struggling college student, mine $neshao and I have Venmo 👀

Same if somebody wanna help me out $camjam21 😌

Somebody sent $20 for my graduation 🎓 Saturday, cash app $drinabee if you want to donate too

Yo I reblogged that goat one and I ended up getting 27 dollars in my back account cause I got a refund on a sex toy that didnt work the day after i reblogged that shit

😂💀 blessings come in every shape and form

Exactly mine was just unconventional 😂

always taking donations $ChanteEunan

Tryna start burlesque dancing and i need cute shit $noeyyyy

$ashleykatina thanks in advance loves ❤️

PayPal: https://paypal.me/luciag9. ❤️❤️

why not lol 🙏🏾

I am constantly attracting abundance and opportunity

Cash.me/$dicapito 🖤♥️🖤♥️😊.

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

I deserve an apology smh

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

*2018/2019 & Beyond 💵🔮

I don’t even like kids, but one of the most rewarding cosplay moments I’ve had was interacting with littluns as Rose Quartz. Every kid got a hug if their parents said it was okay. Every kid got told that they were very special because they’re a human being. I’m looking forward to doing it again this year, because giving a kid a moment of genuine magic really is something else. It doesn’t hurt you to smile at a child.

It’s not just with popular lady characters. My best little-kid-cosplay-moment was when I was cosplaying Thor (not lady Thor from the comics, my own version of genderbent MCU Thor). I was walking through the dealer’s hall and suddenly saw a gaggle of Tiny Avengers in those Walmart costumes barrelling towards me. They crowded me in excitement and asked where Loki was because they wanted to find him and beat him up (I told them to give him an extra punch from me when they found him), then all six tried to crawl into my lap when I said yes to a photo. Cutest thing ever. BE NICE TO KIDS WHEN YOU’RE IN COSTUME.

Read this, then read it again.

this is why, no matter who I cosplay, I’m in character to everyone I’ll meet, whether they’re adults, kids, or teens like me. super important, honestly

It’s true. People really do find something to complain about on the internet.

and now you’re complaining on the internet about the people who complain on the internet.  fascinating.

Wait, what things do we have to discuss exactly? Like why after all these years of nagging at you, you still leave the toilet seat up? That kind of discussion?

I am off promoting and making towns. And I promise I’ll help you pack posters when I’m back.

Kinda like being stuck in Upper Archadia screwing around with wood planks for days? Can’t relate.

Update: Eggs, ham and biscuits it is!

Success. I should leave this to you more often.

So I got time at Exteme Rules since our bosses on the Raw side don’t know how to do anythin’. Great, fantastic.

You’re more than welcome to Smackdown to get forearmed in the jaw too.

An actual World Champ that’s not hidin’ behind an advocate and contracts? Is this real life?

Maybe. Or I’m just used to people getting multiple rematches for no good dang reason.