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my blog is the best on this entire site. it is pretty much the platonic ideal of tumblr and maintains all of the positive aspects of ‘good’ blogs while avoiding the pitfalls that almost all of them face. for example, while most active tumblr users might feel some need to post multiple times a day to maintain some sense of momentum, my only motivation to make a post is wanting to do so, which ensures that no post feels easily disposable. i also manage to avoid long-windedness; most original content, issue-based blogs are full of thousand-word essays that belabor the same point ad nauseum, weakening its impact and argument each time. in contrast, my post date a girl who pees offers a concise takedown of casual misogyny simply by slightly altering its own language, and does so with no small amount of humor. courtship in the 21st century criticizes online dating using similar methods, making its point using no more than a sentence fragment.

also notable is how i refrained from certain discussions that many would feel were overdone, such as those pertaining to miley cyrus or horse_ebooks. at some point, every viewpoint has already been put forward and the purpose of discussion becomes not to prove a point but to prove oneself better, smarter, and more able to warp certain events into representations of injustice without any attempt to actually remedy them. it is, essentially, a demonstration of their prowess as a tumblr user. thus, by writing a piece openly in praise of my own blog, i am being far more honest and direct than the vast majority of tumblr users.