this blog is full of worms

Little did I know, it would be a feature, a creature feature, featuring, the creature

Jon was one of those kids who ate nothing but buttered noodles. He plays his own recordings in his office with the door locked so he can sleep at his desk without being bothered because people think he's recording. He also does this while eating lunch.

Sasha is really good at doing impressions, like she actually sounds like a completely different person. She has a super snazzy purple cardigan that she thrifted, and it's her personal armor.

Peter Lukas is a huge fan of the Beatles. He has all their albums and knows all the trivia about them (the Beatles were WEIRD). Also, if Peter were a selkie, he would be a walrus. Goo goo ga choo.

Tim's favorite animal is the sloth. He likes to imagine hanging upside-down from a tree and just falling asleep. He also held the top score in Dance Dance Revolution at his local arcade between ages 13-17. Losing that high score was the 3rd worst day of his life. Not quite a theater kid, but theater kid adjacent.

Martin knows so many cool animal facts because they make great conversation filler. He is terrible at gauging whether or not people are actually interested. Once he had actually money he could spend on himself, he bought one of those really cool looking leather notebooks.

Elias knits when he is angry and upset. He is often muttering "stupid fucking sailor doesn't pick up his phone and never cleans up after supper and how hard is it to use a coaster!?" Over a pair of socks. He will throw the socks at Peter's head as a gift when he is done with them.

Me: yeah fuck you and fuck your train. i dont feel shit.

1 hour later: dude I swear the walls are beginning to tear. No not the walls of the train those of our false and hollow reality.