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Family Dynamic Au
Patton
He’s got big single dad vibes
He try but fails not to be a helicopter parent
He’s got separation anxiety, he’s just so scared of his babies getting sick or hurt or worse
He wants to be in a relationship but doesn’t want to spring anything on his kiddos
He never really yells, that doesn’t mean he isn’t firm
He makes sure he’s following ever social media his kids have
Everyone calls him momma bear because papa bear doesn’t feel right
Janus
He doesn’t currently have a official place in the family as Patton doesn’t wanna rock the boat by introducing his boyfriend
He isn’t great with kids, sometimes he’ll snap and hurt one of there feeling without meaning to
There was an incident with Virgil and now the boy no longer talks to him
Patton and him are madly in love but Janus is the only person Patton has ever yelled at
Janus is much kinder than people presume him to be he just has problems talking to people
Virgil
He’s Patton’s youngest son at the age of 16
He is a really faint presence in the house, floating from one place to another silently
He spends a lot of time in his room and only really talks to his boyfriend
Patton is worries about him a lot as he suffers from serious anxiety
He’s refused again and again to go to a therapist
Janus once told him that he was a “ghost child made only to mindlessly float”
Logan
Logan is the oldest son at the age of 18
He gets into debates with Janus a lot as Janus is stubborn and he is smart
He spends most of his day burried in his book
If he’s not reading he’s cooking, Patton may be a good baker but he sucks at cooking so Logan took on the responsibility
Logan is the only son who’s ever met there step father........ he didn’t like him
He’s got OCD but didn’t want it to effect his learning so he takes medication
Logan hates his fathers puns with a passion but finds himself slipping up and saying one once and a while
Roman
Roman is Virgil’s boyfriend but practically family
He is shorter than Virgil which kills him
He doesn’t like talking about his and Remus’s home life just that they have to have each other’s back
He and Remus are twins and everyone around then swear they know when anything is happening to the other
He’s really good at theater but incredibly insecure about it
The Sanders family has only seen him cry once but hated it none the less
He spends almost all of his time chilling in the Sanders house
Remus
He’s Logan’s best friend but does indeed have a major crush on him and refers to him as his boyfriend in his head
He shares Roman’s view on their home life and would kill for his brother
He once got into a fist fight with a kid over how good or bad Roman was at theater and had to sit through Logan lecturing his about safety for an hour
He’s into a lot of really gruesome things and had trouble reading feeling with anyone but his brother
Janus has been a big dad figure in his life even though Roman doesn’t like him because of something he won’t talk about
He has a pet frog named mold that he keeps under Logan’s bed because he can’t bring him home
Orange Side???
Patton’s ex???
Only has met Logan????
Bad person??????
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
FUCK
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK
HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS
do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.
This actually bops
I can't feel anymore
Sanders Sides in a nutshell: Roman: I just want to feel loved and needed Literally every other side: no ❤
Omg, your right and it hurts
Why everyone that's been shipped with Roman has hurt him in some way
Its his type

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Are you Roman Roman Sanders? Cause you're my hero :)
Omg, I was totally having a crappy day and this Has made it one hundred times more manageable ❤️❤️
Emile: So Roman, what would you say is your biggest life goal
Roman: I want to loose enough weight to both fit societies standers for me and so that I can fit into and WORK the dress from frozen two after Elsa‘s transformation.
Emile: I can’t tell whether that’s a positive or self deprecating goal???!!!
Patton: I think Janus and Roman are finally starting to get along, they keep sending each other texts with these fairy emojis and I couldn’t read them all but it seemed like they were sending complements.
Virgil: *Dying of laughter*
Logan: *Shaking his head in disappointment*
The whole of the sanders sides fandom shifted there ships to the side to make room for Moceit
Intrological is popular because we watched Janus and Patton fall in love

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I’ve been listening to different Roman playlists on Spotify since about 4 am and each one has had a song that I started crying for.
everybody who reblogs this will get a terrible Sanders Sides pickup line in their inbox. every. single. fander.
Been thinking about the moceit/intrulogical/prinxiety combination,,,
it’s just so good and i love it a lot
Me toooooooo
Roman theory I think about daily:
Roman has a morally black and white view of the world because the original Creativity was quite literally split into black and white.
Remus does not have this mentality, however. He ignores the concept of good and bad: “Good and bad is all made up nonsense”. Probably because when (presumably) Patton split the sides, such “morally grey thinking” must have been a big no-no in past-Pattons eyes. We see Patton grow and learn that he was wrong, but Roman is only one half of a full side, existing only because of Patton’s definition of “good”. The need to always be “good” is a core part of Roman’s identitiy because it is the reason why he exists.
Roman is “controlled creativity” or the “Netflix kids” of creativity. Carrying aspects approved by Patton. Remus is “uncontrolled creativity”. He isn’t bound by Patton’s rules: he is what cannot be bound by morality. This is why we see Remus a lot more secure about himself. He doesn’t care what people think about his ideas because he’s allowed to do whatever he wants: “There’s no rhyme or reason to what I do, I just do”.
Remus is like an anonymous cursed comment on the internet, while Roman is a speech given at a wedding. He can’t just say whatever. There’s a lot more at stake. Roman’s creativity serves a specific purpose rather than existing just because. Which also means that Roman can either succeed or fail at fulfilling said purpose. If Roman fails at his purpose, why is he here? What makes him different from his brother?
If Netflix kids isn’t actually kid-friendly, why have them be separated from the rest of Netflix?
If Roman isn’t GOOD, what purpose does he have to exist?
If there is no clear “good” or “bad” to any of the sides, what was the point of splitting in the first place?
Roman and Remus are my two favorite Sanders Sides characters but it makes sense if the twins combined to make “creativity” again. To get our full Netflix back.
Love to see that good good angst
Reblog this if you believe in asexuality please
One of my best friends is Asexual ofc I believe in asexuality
I hit reblog so fast
Of course I believe in them, they are me

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Y’all over there headcannoning That the other side’s go to comfort Roman after the episod well i’m headcannoning Roman crying in his bedroom alone well playing brain revolution girl in project DIVA
The sides in 10 words or less (inspired by SCPs in 10 words or less by Missioncrab)
Logan: instantaneous knowledge with anger issues and severe loneliness
Roman: "gimme a minute"... *distant screams of pain*
Patton: "are you watching Toy Story again?" "SHUT UP ITS REAL"
Virgil: spooky darkness boi caringly gives you phobias
Remus: when a stinky octopus man interrupts your show
Janus: steals your identity to help you
Theorized sides: "hm... what do you call a large group of objects?"