HASF!! Tina...

Just a few things that drive me crazy…

▪️ cooling the piece with spit - It grosses me out, I don’t understand the rush to pass it quicker. Honestly it’s not gonna kill you to wait a bit longer for it to cool. ▪️ my man gives me the piece back empty everytime and doesn’t say anything. This is so I’ll load it usually (not a social one but still) ▪️ smoking coaches you know the ones who insist you are burning it, the I know the sweet spot for the flame, etc. etc. These fuckers who brag about being pro at smoking. What happens the dope is burnt to shit after they hit it. ▪️ holding the piece while telling this epic story i have to hear. Meanwhile I’m nodding my head excessively because in my mind the story will finish faster this way. Would it kill you to pause hit the piece and then continue in with your story that most likely I was there for but you are too spun to realize. ▪️ don’t we all know that one friend who is missing half the time you need them, but for some reason is at your place on payday like clockwork. They start to get sneaky and crafty when you start to notice, showing up the next day or later in the day. “your holding? Wow I didn’t think you would have any. Figured I’d come over see if we could put our heads together to maybe find a way to pick up” yeah ok mother fucker I wasn’t born yesterday, I’m the one with the job.