Stu Lantz Blog

You don't get points for grazing the rim. Big fella, that is oogly.

Stu as Stu: But Nick Young, keep the smile fella. 2:37 left, shot clock winding down. Nick, what are you gonna do? Stu as Swaggy P: I'm gonna shoot a long range one and then... Stu as Stu: Yeah... do your thing.

And with that foul, we've got another stoppage. Let's sell something, ok? I don't know what it is we're gonna sell, but let's sell something.

They feed their hamsters. Their hamsters are moving quick! ... Well, you donate a couple bucks, I'll donate a dollar, and we'll get that hamster some food.

Big Baby says, 'Hey! I've gotta earn my keep. Gimme that mop!'

He should change his name from Swaggy P to Swaggy 4.

Don't...! I get asked a lot of times why I don't want to get into coaching. This is exactly the reason. This would drive me bonkers. That's not a far drive either.

Once the hand is closed, it is a fist.

If you're going to go in, be aware that you could get clocked.

"30 seconds from now you won't remember that he banked it in, but the two points still count!"

That last basket though by Kobe. Shot clock at about 4. He recognizes it and then lets it fly. And it kept flying and flying and finally said, 'splash!'

I gotta tell you a story real quick. I was talking to Kurt Rambis today, and Kurt says, 'Guess where I'm going on my vacation.' And I said, 'Where's that?' And he says, 'Off the Kosta Koufos.' It's few of his jokes that I appreciate, but that one was pretty good. That's a Kurt Rambis special.

Maybe Xavier should put in his contract 'I only play home games.' What a different player.

It's getting close to Christmas, and he's lighting them up like a Christmas tree.

Get that airball out of your system early.