this is the stuff of Gods

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

#hell yeah #I’ll show you a good time and then kick your ass with Luigi #come at/on me bro

fuck okay i made my partner cum like six times in their sleep. i couldn’t sleep so i rolled over to spoon my partner and since we don’t share blankets, i had to slip my hand under theirs and blindly feel around without waking them. thankfully they were already on their side with a leg hitched up so i was able to find what i wanted easily. they were already a little wet so their undies were kinda sticking to their pussy so i slowly peeled away the fabric enough to slip a single finger between their lips. just one finger circling their clit, rubbing up and down, they got wetter really fast so i had better traction and found this rhythm that kept the pressure on that cord of nerves as it throbbed. my hand was curled in a way that my thumb was resting on the outside of their hole and each time i made them cum i could feel their cunt fluttering open and shut. after like the fourth orgasm i added a second finger and went a little harder and faster, listening to their whines and feeling their hips buck. the fifth one came so fast and i just couldn’t help myself i forced a sixth one out so quickly that my partner actually woke up gasping and moaning and cumming so hard with a cunt that is already overworked. like. can you imagine waking up to that explosive feeling ? how wet and hot and needy you are, just to figure out that your cunt has been wrung out like a boxer in the ring fighting for its life ?

Pussy kisses through the panties

mating press is heavy on my mind today like not even being able to squirm underneath him because he’s literally shoving you through the mattress with his entire weight. him not even thrusting but letting his heavy cock sit all the way deep inside you as he presses kisses all over your face and reassures you that it’s okay and that he’ll take it slow. and you tear up a little because it hurts just the tiniest bit in this position but then he’s whispering how good you are for him while caging you tight in his arms and

having a monster bf who likes to face fuck you with his tongue. it’s three times longer and bigger than yours and can stretch to the back of your throat when he kisses you and he loves the feeling of you gagging on it.

having a monster bf who likes to literally fuck you with his tongue. because it really is three times longer and bigger than the average human one, he can curl it inside your hole at whatever angle he wants and lick inside you until you’re sobbing. if he had his way, he’d keep you stuck like this for hours… pinned to the closest surface while his tongue slides in and out of you like it’s his cock, drooling all over you as he tastes your insides.

wanna ride him and really give it to him good and stop when he’s about to cum to make him squeeze my hips and beg me to continue

I need something pornographic to happen to me soon