stevebucky brain rot

precious prince meowkar and his evil demon baby

Steve: Your Highness, it’s me, Steve. Sorry to bother you again. T’Challa: It’s…you, again. =“= Steve: You see, I’ve been reconsidering, I think while Bucky is frozen, standing for so long is bad for his knees and pelvis. So you see, even if it’s me, standing for too long will cause me to have back aches, so Bucky standing for so long must be uncomfortable for him. Steve: So I researched some information to design a new cryo chamber for Bucky. I’ve basically finished drawing up the designs, do you think your scientists can provide some technical support? T’Challa: [hand is getting sore from holding up his phone] Sure…sure okay. Steve: That’s great! I’ll come right over to Wakanda to discuss the specifics of this project. T’Challa: N-no, that’s not necessary, you can just reach out directly to my scientists. Steve: Okay, thank you so much!! Bye~! T’Challa: …Buh…bye… Dora Milaje: Your Highness, Mr. Rogers has invited you to see the new cryo chamber. Steve: Your Highness look! This is the new reclining cryo chamber! This is Bucky’s favorite sleeping position! Being frozen in this position is also good for his spine, and the fragrance of the plums will help relax him! I also included a speaker system on the inside to play soothing songs which will help with his recovery! Additionally, for the outside design I’ve incorporated the Wakandan aesthetic! Which will provide the familiarity for the maintenance workers, which will hopefully mean their maintenance work will be more patient and detailed, after all, it’s my Bucky inside there! I really must thank your generosity! Because it’s all thanks to your scientists’ help that we were able to so quickly produce this new cryo chamber…

Sometimes I remember how awful it must have been for Steve Rogers in 2012.