Jimmy's Silly stuff

Was that my imagination that went by, or is it just my imagination ?

The past is becoming a thing of the past ...

There's a middleman living in the hedge in my backyard. I've been trying to cut him out ...

I had a bacon, lettuce, and ultimatum sandwich

At their ages, Gerry and the Pacemakers actually DO wear pacemakers !

Egyptians have strong Sphinxter muscles ...

This is in no way, shape, or form ...

I keep begging the question ...

I once both disappeared and then reappeared without a trace ...

I'm going to miss me when I die ...

No weapons of mass destruction were found in my large intestine. Why ? Because they did a Colin Powellonoscopy on me ...

My pet crustaceans are being so shellfish !

I was thinking of wishing you the best of health, but unfortunately that is not possible ...

I got into an argument with someone on an elevator. They were wrong on so many levels ...

I keep coming to more or less the same conclusion ...