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Lewis and Max are both 100% omega pussy devourers. They like eating their omegas out more than fucking them sometimes.

Lewis is more of a on top eating out guy and Max is more a ‘sit on my face’ eating out guy.

Nico doesn’t particularly care for being eaten out, but he won’t ruin anyone’s fun. George, however, loves being ate out in every and any way. Nico actually prefers holding George while the younger one is being eaten out, petting his hair and humming softly.

Both omegas get very protective when the other is in heat. They will growl and hiss at Lewis or Max if they try to enter the nest without explicit permission from the one in heat. They’ll hold eachother, lick and scent the neck while the other is being rutted into.

Nico has no problem denying Lewis and Max sex, since he has a lower sex driver then the alphas. But, he will almost always say yes to George, because well, George is another omega and not an annoying alpha.

Also if one of the omegas is mad at an or both alphas, the other one is also pissed. When George is mad, there’s screaming and yelling throughout the apartment. If Nico is mad, there’s passive aggressive and sharp comments.

If both are mad? Silence. There is nothing worse then when both are mad, quietly and sharply doing chores together.

George is usually quick to forgive and forget. Nico, meanwhile, can hold out forever. He doesn’t do it to be annoying. He does it because he doesnt get angry easily, contrary to George. So when he gets angry, its for great reason.

Yessss to all of this

So he ends up way drunker and just starts spilling shit.

“God, I thought nothing would compare to your William era…” max groans

“What?” Nico says, tipsy but still confused by the words.

“Well, you used to be just soooo gorgeous. But I was wrong to think you wouldn’t just keep getting more attractive with age. Now, you’re all… expensive and sassy… like some high class wife. How would you feel about being my high class wife?”

“I- Max???”

“Pleaseeee, I’ll buy you anything you want. I wont even ask for sex. Even if i really want it. Like soooo bad. Want you to ride me and punish me and tease me for how much i used to annoy you…”

Yesss omg

Nico sitting there, slightly buzzed, while Max is so drunk he's swaying in place even when he's sitting down

Max is just droning on about how hot Nico is and how Max would do anything from becoming a German citisen to selling his soul to the racing gods if it meant he could have even a sliver of a chance to lay down by Nico's feet like a dog

Brocedes x Russtappen polycule. Hear me out. The two complete divas with their down bad, incredible racing skilled boyfriends.

Lewis and Max are the tops, Nico and George the bottoms (obviously) but are switches in between eachother. Nico and George won’t really fuck eachother because they don’t really like doing the fucking, but will still makeout, jerk eachother off, give eachother blowjobs…

Lewis and Max love watching them just as much as they love fucking them.

George and Nico share a lot of similar issues (IE potential eating things…) and can tend to indulge eachothers bad habits, but also are the only ones who can truly understand eachother.

George and Nico are the ones who hold this relationship together. They take care of plans, the two other idiots, ect

Max and Lewis are chaos incarnate together. They both constantly lose shit, they cannot cook for the life of them, whenever theyre left alone they just end up arguing then fucking instead of doing any chores.

But, they’re also the ‘rich ones’ (even if theyre all rich) and are the ones who support their very expensive boyfriends.

Lewis, Nico and George all team up and to judge Max’s fashion sense.

They’re all a big mess who love eachother to the bone.

Fuck yes, feel free to return anytime

And yesss, I love this so much, I am 100% hearing you out

They're very chaotic but love each other so so much

(Speaking off, any song needed for a playlist of them cough cough?)

Okay okay.

So, hear me out: what if max decides to do some bullshit to get Nico’s attention, like offering to be interviewed or something. And Nico, obviously would never let up a chance to talk to such a good driver.

Nico’s like, where do you want to do this?? Super cool idea.

And max responds with a very inconspicuous ‘how about my very cool, very awesome penthouse, that shows off my riches and my accomplishments’ (paraphrased)

And nico’s like ‘uhh… sure?’ Because yeah its weird but that’s not going to deter him from such a good interview.

Then he arrives at Max’s penthouse and Max lets him up all like, ‘the door is unlocked’.

Nico opens the door and the fucking place is covered in roses or candles or some dumb shit 😭😭

Oh my god yessss😭

Nico showing up in business casual with his voice recorder and laptop to take notes, only to see the place decorated like a high end love hotel.

Max plays innocent, pretending that nothing is wrong. "What do you mean, Nico? This is just what my house always looks like. Anyways, would you like a glass of wine?"

Nico tries to carry on with the interview, but it's clear that something is wrong. Eventually they just end up on the couch, sipping wine and talking, getting progressively more drunk and personal.

I think my favourite version of it is teen Max being actually obsessed with Nico when he first joins the paddock because well, it’s nico. And it’s so obvious. He’s opening doors for Nico, constantly looking for attention and praise, super disappointed any time Nico is upset with him because of a dumb racing move…

Then cut 10 years later, Max is now a 4 time world champion winner and suddenly he realizes one day: Nico could actually be in my reach.

Cue even worse obsessive nonsense for MILF nico.

Yessss I love young and eager Max🤭

Just so desperate for any scrap of attention from Nico, whether positive or negative. Because let's be fair, whenever Nico gets mad about Max's driving, all Max can think about is "wow... he's so hot when he's pissed off🤤"

And when he grows up and has a few championships under his belt he one day has a "what would happen if you just... called Taylor up?" moment. And so he sets out on contacting Nico, before rethinking and deciding to make his move in Monaco

And what happens then is up to your imagination🤭

I have written this before actually! In my free use Nico fic there's a scene with Seb and Kimi spitroasting Nico

There's a blog with the name "verstapplejuicee" who openly supports Jos despite being aware of his abuse(and seemingly dismissing it as not being abuse) and bands who use nazi imagery(and uses it themselves), specifically SS and the lightningbolts

Omfg yessss🤤 I love this idea

And I've been in a sico mood anyways recently so this came at the perfect time

I love the idea of Seb just randomly putting his hands on Nico's waist and pressing his thumbs into his dimples. Especially if Nico's a little sensitive there🤭 He might shiver a little, maybe even make a sound, before turning around to smack at Sebastian, who just grins and laughs, getting the exact reaction he was hoping for

Nico would get the piercings done without telling Sebastian about it, and when he least expects it he would turn around and do something like reach up to grab an item from the top shelf so that his shirt rides up. Sebastian would Windows blue screen immediately, almost drooling at the sight. He'd then start asking question after question, like when how why, to which Nico just goes "Idk what you're talking about"

I also love the idea of Nico having a very defined back overall, and Sebastian loving to press kisses and run his tongue over his dimples, shoulderblades, back line etc. (And ofc shoot his load all over them as well)

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