God’s Sluttiest Gift From Arizona

What do you MEAN Jim Montgomery got “useful advice” from Jon Cooper and MIKe FUCKING BABCOCK ahead of tonight’s game??!!

WE’VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

THANK U FOR YOUR SERVICE CAPTAIN DILF

NEVERMIND WE’RE SO BACK

CABER fuck sake

Kniesy’s little playoff scruff 🥺

Resorting to a whiskey hot chocolate because it’s only noon here so it feels more appropriate. But alcohol was needed for the suffering

Crying the bruins commentators just said Sheldon Keefe should send in the big guns and load up with Marner and Matthews together. Even our ops support the 1634 agenda

Good morning it’s 10:30am is that too early for alcohol??? Personally I think the leafs penalty kill means it’s not

Jesus Christ if we’ve lost liljegren, caber, and Bobby in this stupid game right before the playoffs I am going to die and then personally haunt the red wings for life

I am very sick with covid but AUSTON 69 AHHHHHHHH

Thank fucking god 😭

Hey leafs no pressure but if u blow this game I will find u and Kill myself in front of you to forever change the trajectory of ur lives

Hello i just woke up and we’re up 3-1??? Torn between planning the parade and pulling my own hair out

What a fucking game