wigglin

your boss takes you into his office and grimly informs you that he’s unemploygnant and it’s yours

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

your secunit is just as afraid of itself as you are of it. hahaha I bet you thought I was gonna say it's afraid of you didn't you. well turns out it's also scared of the incredible violence it's capable of and the lack of control it has over its own actions / the consequences thereof. see it turns out that when you force a sentient being to hurt other sentient beings regardless of its own nature it tends to see itself as incapable of doing anything except hurt. not that you can tell through the unbreakable walls of dissociation it's put up. it is also afraid of you tho

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”