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" She's Canadian! What is she doing on Eurovision?! "

" If I'm wrong, I should be right. " 

" That's very noble of you, cautionary tales of hubris notwithstanding. "

" Did you factor in the antlers? "

" Hey, vicar? Do you wanna summon and bind a ghost to your aid? " 

(threateningly), "  Say what's on your mind. "

" THE SAME PLACE I TALK FROM IS WHERE THE FOOD NEEDS TO GO! " 

" You've gotta know what nukes are. " 

" My phone doesn't have a screen. "

" Do you really think that was my question?! The nomenclature of these people?! "

" These people are British, they may have never met a cool person before. " 

" I didn't send anyone to hell. "

" You think I don't know my heads on a fuckin' spike the minute I let my guard down? " 

" Hell is a dark forest where your dad opens his ribcage and invites you to dance. " 

" You're doing me a favor by helping me be more normal. " 

" I am ruined. I'm ruined. " 

" DON'T TOUCH MY BLOOD! "

" When I just honestly report the facts of my life, people get emotional. " 

" I never had anyone stick up for me. " 

" Oh! So when its time for little me to have some fun to talk about my interests, all the sudden we're too deep in the tangent? " 

" The old people should be allowed to stay. " 

" Evil is just selfish impulses, which at the end of the day are really easy to understand. "

" Yeah, okay, you're selfish and scared and cruel, I get it."

" Being good is complex and beautiful and hard. "

" Does it have to be true when you say it? "

" If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't. "

" You're asking me to engage in stereotype? " 

" To answer your question: almonds. "

" I'm not a good prospect for anybody. " 

" I fantasize about killing people all the time. "

" Am I supposed to be impressed that you've never killed anybody? "

" What a bold moral choice from a person who's terrified of violence and scared shitless of going to jail! "

" I break shit constantly without even trying! "

" I've said something right, and I can see it on your face. " 

" We want any effort on our part to be the winning effort. We don't want to be a drop in the bucket, we want to be the entire ocean. "

" Find me a more universally REWARDED quality than hubris. Go on, I'll wait. " " There is nothing wrong with second place. Your best effort is all that anyone is asking for. "