as the french say, merci goku

Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love

And they both fucking make it alive??? and grow old together. Making that “it’s been 84 years” line more iconic together???? Yes please

Winona is thinner and weighs less. Enough room on the plank for both of them w/o sinking.

“Hozier liked”

Wholesome and true

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me walking away from my wedding to the boy who worked on my parents’ farm after my bridesmaids and maid of honor refused to give me $1500 cash each to fund our destination wedding and so I go backpacking for 2 months in South America instead

For all u mountain climbers out there

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

You literally did not have to say that

i didn’t