STEPHEN Ā KINGāS Ā āTHE Ā BODYā Ā SENTENCE Ā STARTERS. āŖ Ā all Ā taken Ā from Ā the Ā 1983 Ā novella. feel Ā free Ā to Ā edit Ā them Ā as Ā you Ā see Ā fit, Ā &Ā enjoy !
āthe most important things are the hardest things to say.ā
āit happened a long time ago⦠although sometimes it doesnāt seem that long to me.ā
āyou four-eyed pile of shit!ā
ādrop dead in a shed, fred.ā
āyou guys want to go see a dead body?ā
āmy balls crawled up so high i thought they was trying to get back home.ā
āthere used to be a bridge, but there was a flood. a long time ago. now thereās just the train-tracks.ā
ādid you ever hear of such a fucked-up family?ā
āheās a real asshole, aināt he?ā
āman, you shoulda seen your face. oh man, that was priceless. that was really fine. my fucking-a.ā
āyou know that she thinks wearing glasses would spoil her pretty face.ā
ābesides, itās spooky sleeping out at night in the woods.ā
āa train-dodge, dig it? whatās trucks after a fuckinā train-dodge?ā
ā'iām gonna kill [him/her/them]. at least give [him/her/them] a fat lip.ā
āGo anywhere you want, but donāt go here.ā
āhe wonāt live to be twice the age he is now.ā
āi dream about that every now and then.ā
ādonāt call me any of your motherās pet names.ā
āi donāt shut up, i grow up. and when i look at you i throw up.ā
āare you some kinda smartass?ā
āokay, thatās it. thatās it, thatās the end, iām gonna kill you.ā
āletās get away from this asshole before i puke.ā
ātalk is cheap.ā
āhey, if i spoiled your good time, iām sorry.ā
ājesus christ. what a fuckinā bedtime story.ā
āmost town names are stupid. you just donāt think so because youāre used to āem.ā
āwhen you donāt know what happens next, thatās the end.ā
āno, man. donāt say that. donāt even think that.ā
āwhatās asshole about wanting to be with your friends?ā
āi know about you and your folks. they donāt give a shit about you.ā
ābut kids lose everything unless somebody looks out for them.ā
"if your folks are too fucked up to do it then maybe i ought to.ā
ābut kids lose everything unless somebody looks out for them and if your folks are too fucked up to do it then maybe i ought to.ā
ā'cause youāll just be another wise-guy with shit for brains.ā
āi know what people think of my family in this town. i know what they think of me and what they expect.ā
āall they give a fuck about is whether you behaved yourself in grammar school and what the town thinks of your family.ā
ābut maybe Iāll try to work myself up. i donāt know if i could do it, but i might try.ā
āi want to go someplace where nobody knows me and i donāt have any black marks against me before i start.ā
āpeople drag you down.ā
āi say i wanna go look for it, then iām gonna go look for it! i wanna see it! i wanna see the ghost! i wanna see it.ā
āitās hard to make strangers care about the good things in your life.ā
āi was thinking of something else, thatās all.ā
āwhat am i doinā here, anyway?ā
āwell what the fuck do you know about this?ā
āiāll give you one chance to just blow away. i donāt give a fuck where. Just make like a tree and leave.ā
ākid, whatever your name is, get ready to reach down your fuckinā throat the next time you need to pick your nose.ā
āsuck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood.ā
āiām gonna break both [his/her/their] fuckinā arms.ā
āyouāll go to jayyy-ail.ā
āwhere do you want it, [name]? arm or leg? i canāt pick. you pick for me.ā
ābut i know how youāre going to come out of this, motherfuck.ā
āyou dig me?ā
āoh, why donāt you go home and fuck your mother some more?ā
āstick with me, man.ā
āiām not going to forget it, if thatās what youāre thinking. this is big time, baby.ā
ābe seeing you.ā
āmaybe he knew this was gonna happen. what a fuckinā creepshow, iām sincere.ā
āyou lousy rubber chicken.ā
āif people ask where we were, weāll say we went campinā up on [place name] and got lost.ā
āwell, seeya in school on wednesday. i think iām gonna sleep until then.ā
āiām gonna toot home and see if momās got me on the ten most wanted list.ā
āyou bet theyāll tell. but not today or tomorrow, if thatās what youāre worried about. itāll be a long time before they tell, i think. years, maybe.ā
āi didnāt think of it just like that. you see through people, [name].ā
āiām never gonna get out of this town.ā
ādonāt let me see you around, dipshit.ā
ādo you think they will respect you? they will laugh and call you stupid-fool.ā
āi didnāt know them. really.ā
āiām sorry i couldnāt stay with you, [name], but i had pies in the oven.ā
āfriends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant, did you ever notice that?ā
āif you go out alone youāre a hero. take somebody else with you and youāre dogpiss.ā
āfuck gerunds.ā
āif he had drowned, that part of me would have drowned with him, i think.ā
āi drove out of town, parked, and cried for [him/her/them]. cried for damn near half an hour, i guess.ā
āa lot of the critics think what i write is shit.ā
āmy story sounds so much like a fairytale that itās fucking absurd.ā
āi wonder if there is really any point in what iām doing.ā


















