Procrastinator Extraordinaire

May all your Christmases be gay.

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

ofc she’s a scorpio

Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.

The only honest man on CNN

the most trustworthy man on television

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

No but it’s too late now 😂😂😂 I’ll try for tomorrow 😅😅💔💔

i love the iphone v android fight because the only anti android stance for years has been “bad camera”