cursed creature

*kisses the screen* she’s so cute and so stupid

“school is terrible. genuinely. it’s awful. if you don’t fit into a traditional learning environment, don’t feel bad, you’re not a failure. you just need to quit school and run off to live in the woods as a hermit and you’ll learn everything you’ll ever need to know.”

she also doesn’t care how she comes off tho so there’s that

aaaaah thank you so much this is so sweet! i am always happy to provide uwu

but so is an eda who looked up to her older sister and really wanted to be on the same level as her and so worked twice as hard to be just as good if not better...

“he’s brown, small. about yea big,” and she takes a moment to carefully measure the distance between her two hands, to perfectly capture the miniscule size of her palisman. “painfully cute, may or may not be hoppin’ around with a big sack full of...stuff. things. answers to owlbert.”

“by the way, have you seen an owl?”

“what? no, i’m definitely human! this is just my...hello weens costume.”

“oh here we go! i’m not a danger to anyone or anything, i’m a threat to you. you limit the magic of every witch in the isles except the ones you think are so loyal they’d never turn on you, and you’re worried about wild witches like me trying to kick you off that stupid pedestal you’ve built for yourself. this isn’t about the titan, this is about you, so let’s drop the act.”

“if that’s the case, why does the titan communicate with you? wouldn’t that be like me picking out one ant and deciding it would receive all my amazing wisdom?”

“d’ya think the titan ever insults emperor bonehead? calls him names?”

gonna try and do some stuff on here tonight or tomorrow! sorry pals work has been A Lot