Bruh

growing up is realizing that oats and grains are sustenance

What do you mean

its called the D: drive because you look at how much space is left on it and you go "D:"

why is this mom joke getting notes

The devil is a twink named luke

- graffiti in the stormtrooper bathrooms

the thing about me and obama is that we were both having a lot of imaginary gay sex at age 21

*pussy suddenly starts throbbing* what is it girl?? what do you see???

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

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