* DOCTOR / WIZARD !

❛❛ I am trash Satan. ❜❜

❛❛ Only ten alcohol per hour.❜❜

❛❛ Hello, jazz-hater. ❜❜

❛❛ Erase your own existence. ❜❜

❛❛ Stop leaving, you little punk. ❜❜

❛❛ Fuck you, Uncle Shady. ❜❜

❛❛ I JUST WANNA MAKE PUNS ❜❜

❛❛ That’s all he learned in juvie: how to fuck someone back to life. ❜❜

❛❛ How have you seen my ass? ❜❜

❛❛ Oh man, I’d love to die! ❜❜

❛❛ Bitch, I’m gonna smear blood on your motherfucking macaroni. ❜❜

❛❛ I feel like my cat is judging me right now. ❜❜

❛❛ When did wishing to die become such a casual topic in here? ❜❜

❛❛ I’m indifferent to cheerios. ❜❜

❛❛ Dying requires effort, for fucks’ sake. ❜❜

❛❛ MURDER IS PLANNED ❜❜

❛❛ Just laugh, I’m laughing about it now. I mean at the time I was crying, but I’m laughing now. ❜❜

❛❛ Reasons people should date me: there are no reasons, stay far away. ❜❜

❛❛ If Hagrid and Weird Al had a love child… it would be you. ❜❜

❛❛ Hey, bitch, tell me about your fourth cousin Jenny. ❜❜

❛❛ OMINOUS KAZOOING ❜❜

❛❛ Stop it, you’re gonna trigger T -Bag. ❜❜

❛❛ My arm is half-black. ❜❜

❛❛ You look like a shady drug dealer. ❜❜

❛❛ One time I was at the dentist’s office and this hot dude came in and my first thought was actually ‘DEATH STAR APPROACHING’. ❜❜

❛❛ My hair looks like Sonic the Hedgehog’s deformed pink cousin has been run over by a truck and used as a toupee. ❜❜

❛❛ Just take out the middle man and just die. ❜❜

❛❛ Screw joint weddings, hello joint funeral. ❜❜

❛❛ You might need to get me a bigger coffin. ❜❜

❛❛ I PUT THE ASS, SASS, AND SIN IN ASSASSIN  ❜❜

❛❛ Would prison really be that bad compared to your work? ❜❜

❛❛ IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING DUCK I WILL STAB A HOE ❜❜

❛❛ I can die happy and in toasted cheese heaven. ❜❜

❛❛ I did not subscribe to bible meet ups. ❜❜

❛❛ I speak no bullshit, my potato friend. ❜❜

❛❛ Watch dumb teenage singing with me, ya’ll. ❜❜

❛❛ Yeah, no fluff in Prisneyland. ❜❜

❛❛ She is a sad smol murder bird and needs to be loved. ❜❜

❛❛ If I had feelings, I’d be offended. ❜❜

❛❛ We’re not naming our son Bear. ❜❜

❛❛ Shit, how do I go home and tell my wife that our adopted kid got eaten. ❜❜

❛❛ Give me your disorder, I’ll take it off your hands for you. ❜❜

❛❛ Murder is fun. It’s cheaper than divorce. ❜❜

❛❛ This is fox-kidnapping. Put the fox back. ❜❜

❛❛ The snail fucked off. ❜❜

❛❛ DAMN YOUR HOT SHADY ASS ❜❜

❛❛ STOP BEING LEPRECHAUN RACIST ❜❜

❛❛ I am going to murder myself with a kazoo. ❜❜

❛❛ Does Britain have its tea? Find out next week. ❜❜

❛❛ I leave to eat some goddamn bbq ribs and there is hell. ❜❜

SORRY  I’M  LATE ,    BUT  THE  TRAFFIC  ON  THE  ASTRAL  PLANE  WAS  UNBELIEVABLE

･ﾟ☆✧  ⋙  AES. VISAGE.

kaleidoscopeofabstractfantasies:

drunkportuguese:

ruffaled:

Saw this on Reddit earlier. Holy shit this is horrifying when you consider the amount of violence, gore, and traumatic shit he would’ve seen in all 14,000,605 outcomes. That would’ve included watching his friends die over and over and over again.

Not to mention only a few years earlier, he trapped himself in a time loop with a cosmic entity and was repeatedly murdered:

Scott Derrickson even hinted that while the film only showed a few instances of his death, Strange died nearly a 1,000 times inside the time loop. And Strange remembered every single way that Dormammu offed him.

Being the Sorcerer Supreme isn’t easy. I really want Marvel to confirm the damn sequel already, so that it can explore the aftermath of those events, how they are affecting Stephen’s sanity and leaving him vulnerable against Nightmare. (And also Mordo, because Chiwetel Ejiofor is too good a talent to be wasted on a one-and-done movie deal.)

Let’s not forget he’s got that one condition where he can’t forget anything (I think he says that’s how he got his masters and doctorate at the same time?) so he literally cannot forget the thousands of times he saw his friends dying and being slaughtered and thanos wiping out the universe

But, he went through that because the one possibility in which the Avengers won was the one he was trying to create through his decisions after seeing these possibilities.

He traded the time stone for Stark’s life, because that’s somehow essential to creating a future where the Avengers win. How else does it make sense for him to sacrifice the stone, despite explicitly telling them that he won’t do that at any cost?

He says “We’re in the endgame now,” as though this whole thing was his strategy.

Doctor Strange is gonna save the day in Avengers 4 through his master plan, guys. I can feel it in my bones.

           he   felt   him   before   he   saw   or   heard.     POKING   &&   PRODDING   AT   SHIELDED   MIND   !!     no   sneak   peaks   available    ,    my   friend.     wall   upon   wall   constructed   to   block   out   someone   like   you.    head   turned    ,    gaze   meeting   the   other   mans.                ‘      it   would   be   in   your   best   interest   to   stay   OUT   OF   MY   HEAD.      ’