✨GayWitch✨

Eddsworld | TomTord

Summary: a series of Tom’s short letters addressed to Tord. None of them opened, none of them read, none of them sent.

Notes: blargh // i don’t know why I thought writing this was a good idea.

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Dear Tord,

Was it really that easy?

Turning your back on us and leaving us behind like we were nothing. Don’t you cherish any of the memories you had with us? Are you really that insensitive? Do you know how devastated Edd and Matt are? Do you know how devastated I am?

Of course not. Because you only think about yourself. You have no regard for other people’s feelings. I hate you. I hope you crash on the way there.

                                                                                                                 -Tom

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Dear Tord,

I hate your name.

I hate the way it rolls off my tongue whenever I’m sad. Edd and Matt both say that it’s because I just miss you, but I don’t. Not even a little bit.

I hate how it repeats itself in the back of my mind every fucking night. When it’s two am and I’m still wide awake, you’re name is all I can say. Sometimes, on really bad days, I even see your face. And I fucking hate it.

                                                                                                                -Tom

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Dear Tord,

I found a picture of you in a pile of Matt’s junk today. He said I could keep it, and so I did. I put it on a dart board so I can have something to do if I ever get bored.

I keep aiming for your face, but I miss every damn time… Isn’t that just pathetic? Even when I’m standing five inches away from it I just can’t seem to hit the bull’s-eye.

So it just stays there, untouched. And the worst part is you’re smiling in that picture, and for some fucking reason, I just can’t bring myself to take it down.

                                                                                                                -Tom

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Dear Tord,

It’s been a year since you left.

Do we ever cross your mind? Do you miss us? Do you miss me? Ha. Of course you don’t. I mean, who am I to be missed, right?

Truth is, I miss you. I miss grabbing you by the hair and punching your face until my knuckles are raw and bruised. I miss being the reason why you would walk around sporting a black eye and a busted lip. I miss being the reason why you’re so miserable.

Because right now, I’m the one who’s miserable.

                                                                                                               -Tom

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Dear Tord,

I find pieces of you in every song I listen to, so now I can’t listen to anything anymore. Also, I can’t go outside, because I see you everywhere.

Like, when I would go to the store, I would see someone wearing a red hoodie and I would swear, for a moment, that it’s you. Then I’d see that the hoodie is more black than red, and that it’s a just a shirt.

I remember you in everything, and I fucking hate it.

You ruin everything.

                                                                                                               -Tom

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Dear Tom,

Do you miss me, old friend? Do I cross your mind whenever you’re lonely? Do you think of me on your darkest days? Do you miss the sound of my voice? Or the way I say your name? Do you look for my face in a crowd? Do you dream of me on sad nights? Do you spend every breathing second wishing you were with me?

I ask these for nothing in particular. I just wanted to know if you’re experiencing the same things I’m experiencing.

I regret leaving all of you. I’m sorry, old friend, but this is something I must do. I will not be sending this letter to you, so I’ll just go ahead and say this…

I love you.

Goodbye.

                                                                                                               -Tord

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Dear Tord,

Why did you come back. I was starting to do better without you.

Fucking hell.

                                                                                                               -Tom

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Dear Tord,

I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry.

I’m sorry that harpoon pierced through your chest.

                                                                                                               -Tom

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Dear Tord,

It’s been a while since I last wrote to you.

Is it nice over there? Are you doing okay? I hope you’re doing better than me. I haven’t eaten in days and the doctor said that I should take my medicine but I really don’t want to. The hospital won’t let me out until I get better. Edd and Matt have been trying to cheer me up but I think it’s a waste of time, but I appreciate their help though.

I saw you on the news the other day, they were reporting about your death and everything just came flooding back to me and it hurts to remember.

I miss you so, so much, Tord. I’m sorry I never got the chance to tell you I love you, and this letter is hard to finish because there’s blood everywhere and I’m starting to feel weak.

I’m coming to see you, please wait for me. See you soon.

I see this list as a sort of challenge, I aim to have a go at the ones I dont have yet ;)

Have you ever slept naked?

What's your bra size, or dick length?

Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?

Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice?

Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked?

Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light?

What's your greatest fantasy?

Would you suck on anyone's toes?

Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex?

Would you have sex there?

What and who turns you on?

What celebrity would you have sex with?

Whose the sexiest male you know?

Whose the sexiest female you know?

How many people would you have sex with at once?

Have you ever put on a strip show?

Have you ever seen a strip show?

Have you ever seen any of your friends naked?

Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher?

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

If you could be a spice what would it be?

Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?

Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked?

Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods?

What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone?

Have you parents ever caught you doing anything?

Have you ever caught them?

Would you ever have sex in the ocean?

Have you ever gotten sand up you?

Have you ever run or walked around your house nude?

What do you wear to bed?

Have you ever done anything with someone in your parents bed?

Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl?

Have you ever used lubricant?

Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road?

Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?

Have you ever tasted cum or female juice?

How old were you when you got your first real kiss?

Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub?

Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody?

Were you a witness to someone having sex?

Would you ever have phone sex?

Would you ever do anyone in a tree?

Would you ever have sex with your best friend?

Would you have sex withsomeone you don't even know?

Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex?

Do you find older women attractive?

Do you find older men attractive?

Would you rather have sex with or without a condom?

Who was the person you kissed that was the best?

What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex?

What color is your pubic hair?

Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair?

Have you ever opened your eyes while making out?

How many people have you slept with?

Have you ever had anal sex?

Where on your body is your favourite place to be touched?

When was the last time you had a dirty dream?

If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be?

What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

What’s your favourite position?

Name a sex position you’d like to try

What was your best orgasm ever?

Have you ever sent nudes of yourself?

Are you loud or quiet during sex?

Have you ever tried using food during foreplay?

Have you ever made a sex tape?

What’s the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone?

When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone/would go?

Do you ever read erotic fiction?

What’s your favourite toy?

Have you joined the mile high club?

Would you say you’re kinky?

Do you enjoy shower sex?

Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever masturbated?

Do you like to be spanked?

What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Have you ever fantasised about someone else during sex?

Have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex?

Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?

Do you like to kiss during sex?

Do you get tired after sex?

What’s a surefire way to turn you on?

Do you like dirty talk?

Have you had sex in a car?

Do you like sexting?

What’s the shortest and longest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?

Have you ever masturbated in front of your partner?

Have you ever been choked during sex?

Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

Have you ever worn lingerie?

Have you ever had sex outdoors?

Have you ever watched porn with someone?

Have you ever kissed multiple people in one night?

Have you ever had sex in a bathroom stall?

Have you ever tasted yourself?

Have you ever worn a butt plug?

Have you ever used a sex swing?

Have you ever had sex in a classroom or office?

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Have you ever been pinned down?

Have you ever had sex while drunk?

Have you ever had sex while high?

Have you ever orgasmed five times in one day?

Have you ever had morning sex?

Have you ever eaten food off of your lover’s naked body?

Have you ever used hot wax?

Have you ever worn crotchless underwear?

Have you ever had sex on the floor?

Have you ever had sex in front of a mirror?

What is your favorite porn category?

Do you like to have sex outdoors?

How long do you like foreplay to last?

Do you prefer being the dominant one or the submissive one?

Do you prefer rough or gentle sex?

Eddsworld | TomTord

Summary: a series of Tom’s short letters addressed to Tord. None of them opened, none of them read, none of them sent.

Notes: blargh // i don’t know why I thought writing this was a good idea.

°°°

Dear Tord,

Was it really that easy?

Turning your back on us and leaving us behind like we were nothing. Don’t you cherish any of the memories you had with us? Are you really that insensitive? Do you know how devastated Edd and Matt are? Do you know how devastated I am?

Of course not. Because you only think about yourself. You have no regard for other people’s feelings. I hate you. I hope you crash on the way there.

                                                                                                                 -Tom

°°°

Dear Tord,

I hate your name.

I hate the way it rolls off my tongue whenever I’m sad. Edd and Matt both say that it’s because I just miss you, but I don’t. Not even a little bit.

I hate how it repeats itself in the back of my mind every fucking night. When it’s two am and I’m still wide awake, you’re name is all I can say. Sometimes, on really bad days, I even see your face. And I fucking hate it.

                                                                                                                -Tom

°°°

Dear Tord,

I found a picture of you in a pile of Matt’s junk today. He said I could keep it, and so I did. I put it on a dart board so I can have something to do if I ever get bored.

I keep aiming for your face, but I miss every damn time… Isn’t that just pathetic? Even when I’m standing five inches away from it I just can’t seem to hit the bull’s-eye.

So it just stays there, untouched. And the worst part is you’re smiling in that picture, and for some fucking reason, I just can’t bring myself to take it down.

                                                                                                                -Tom

°°°

Dear Tord,

It’s been a year since you left.

Do we ever cross your mind? Do you miss us? Do you miss me? Ha. Of course you don’t. I mean, who am I to be missed, right?

Truth is, I miss you. I miss grabbing you by the hair and punching your face until my knuckles are raw and bruised. I miss being the reason why you would walk around sporting a black eye and a busted lip. I miss being the reason why you’re so miserable.

Because right now, I’m the one who’s miserable.

                                                                                                               -Tom

°°°

Dear Tord,

I find pieces of you in every song I listen to, so now I can’t listen to anything anymore. Also, I can’t go outside, because I see you everywhere.

Like, when I would go to the store, I would see someone wearing a red hoodie and I would swear, for a moment, that it’s you. Then I’d see that the hoodie is more black than red, and that it’s a just a shirt.

I remember you in everything, and I fucking hate it.

You ruin everything.

                                                                                                               -Tom

°°°

Dear Tom,

Do you miss me, old friend? Do I cross your mind whenever you’re lonely? Do you think of me on your darkest days? Do you miss the sound of my voice? Or the way I say your name? Do you look for my face in a crowd? Do you dream of me on sad nights? Do you spend every breathing second wishing you were with me?

I ask these for nothing in particular. I just wanted to know if you’re experiencing the same things I’m experiencing.

I regret leaving all of you. I’m sorry, old friend, but this is something I must do. I will not be sending this letter to you, so I’ll just go ahead and say this…

I love you.

Goodbye.

                                                                                                               -Tord

°°°

Dear Tord,

Why did you come back. I was starting to do better without you.

Fucking hell.

                                                                                                               -Tom

°°°

Dear Tord,

I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry.

I’m sorry that harpoon pierced through your chest.

                                                                                                               -Tom

°°°

Dear Tord,

It’s been a while since I last wrote to you.

Is it nice over there? Are you doing okay? I hope you’re doing better than me. I haven’t eaten in days and the doctor said that I should take my medicine but I really don’t want to. The hospital won’t let me out until I get better. Edd and Matt have been trying to cheer me up but I think it’s a waste of time, but I appreciate their help though.

I saw you on the news the other day, they were reporting about your death and everything just came flooding back to me and it hurts to remember.

I miss you so, so much, Tord. I’m sorry I never got the chance to tell you I love you, and this letter is hard to finish because there’s blood everywhere and I’m starting to feel weak.

I’m coming to see you, please wait for me. See you soon.

tiny hug

i wanted to do an expression meme for a loooong time and people kept asking me to do this as well so,,, here !!!

wishing things could be okay.

sorry for being gone for so long omg