Armageddon is here!

@street-killer​ said:

“You know it’d be pretty fun if we just broke into a fist fight right now for no other reason than to get our energy out, you get me?”

“Y’mean like in an anime or somethin’? Pokemon do the same things, huh… Well, as long as we’ve got rules, I’m down for a spar.”

“Yeah, mate. Like the animes. Just get all those primal urges out in a fight like some wild pokemon or somethin’ like that.”

            Good good now… .

   Is that a strange urge to go steal? Yes. Yes it is. Go steal something from like…

          A random house n hammerlocke~ Something pretty and shiny and worth LOTS of money.

Come on. He already has the relentless impulse to steal from the rich. You don’t need to hypnotize him to do that.

“Draaaa”

          No ! ! ! !

 COME PET THE FUNNY DOG

Aw fuck, now he’s stuck petting this funny, funny dog.

He can’t escape. Only pets. Pet the funny dog.

“…”

“IT’S WHAT?!”

“It’s dick. It’s dick. It means big dick energy.” 

“What’s wrong with having BDE?”

“What’s wrong, Jackie? Do I not have BDE?”

“Please don’t say it like that.”