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The Tilde Maid

She is the most mysterious maid. Because there is no way to describe her (it?) meaningfully. She appeared out of no where and does her duty as a maid.

She serves food everyday, and follows a very structural format to her cooking, seperated by panels (like a comic). In the "first panel", she presents the ingredients. In the "second panel" and "third panel" she cooks said ingredients in a pan, pot, stew, or whatever the dish asks of her. In the "last panel", she throws the dish down stating "Meshiawase" (eat up) / "Bon Apetit" / "Enjoy Your Meal".

Except....

Everything she serves is inedible. On the off chance she does serve something edible, she is shocked when the customer eats it.

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