KARKAT "STRAWKAT" VANTAS.

also katt gives me gender envy scratch that your entire art style gives me gender envy tbh

FIRST OF ALL, THANKS I GUESS!

I'VE BEEN HOLDING OFF ON ANSWERING THIS ONE BECAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. I'M NOT SURE I CAN WRITE IT ALL DOWN WITHOUT IT BEING A FUCKING NOVEL-LENGTH POST.

I MIGHT WRITE MY AUTO-BIOGRAPHY ONE DAY, AND IF THAT HAPPENS I'LL DEFINITELY LET EVERYONE HERE KNOW. BUT UNTIL THEN, HERE ARE SOME BASICS:

-I GREW UP ON AN ALTERNIAN COLONY, NOT ALTERNIA!

-I CHOSE FLAMETHROWERKIND INSTEAD OF SICKLEKIND.

==> Karkat: Notice the painting. HUH. THAT'S WEIRD. THESE HALLWAYS ARE USUALLY EMPTY...

==> Karkat: REALLY notice the painting. You've gotten too comfortable here. You've let your guard down. It captivates you so easily.

==> What you DON'T notice is that you're moving towards it. You don't realize when you're right in front of it, or when it begins to change.

==> It calls to you. Reach for it.

==> Something grabs your hand, and it snaps you out of your strange trance. It's HUGE. You're TERRIFIED, but your mind is blank. Reflexively you try to use your pyrokinesis on it.

...The pyrokinesis that you never bothered practicing with.

FUCK!

==> Sparks begin at your hand, and then the room is filled with them. It's disorienting, but you keep it up. You need something to happen, or this THING is going to get you!

==> You focus all of your energy on your hand, and the next thing you know--

BUT AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL, I WAS SUPER FUCKING WRONG! THIS PLACE SUCKS.

~GG

HELLO. I APOLOGIZE FOR NEVER ANSWERING THIS, I LEGITIMATELY NEVER THINK TO CHECK MY INBOX ON TUMBLR... I KIND OF JUST POST MY SHIT AND LEAVE.