The Losers as things said on my Europe Trip
I apologizing for all the cursing, my friends have very dirty mouths!
Richie: I’m a new man, I’m strong, witty- *runs into a pole*
Eddie: Richie you fucking idio- *stumbles over his own feet*
Eddie: *spills water and tried to wipe it up*
Richie: I can still see it
Eddie: Yeah well I can still see your little bitch ass from a mile away fuck off
Stan: *talking to everyone but Richie*
Richie: Aren’t you gonna say anything to me?
Stan: Fuck off
Richie: *inhales his dessert in 0.3 seconds
Eddie: Holy fucking shit Richard
Richie: that was so good bro
Stan: you’re so fucked
Bill: *gives Richie his dessert*
Richie: *instantly starts scooping it into his mouth
Stan: You’re fucked
*anytime anything even slightly embarrassing happens*
Mike: When in Rome
Eddie: *buys a pink bracelet
Bev: that is the ugliest fucking shit I’ve ever seen *later steals it and wears it for 3 days before getting caught*
Bill: *trying to be cool by showing off his tattoo* it says family first
Richie: Bill you don’t even have a brother anymore (originally said dad)
Bill: I flew across the world and still can’t escape your cruel attacks
Bill: *puts pepper in Eddie’s water while he’s not looking*
Eddie: *noticed his mischievous smile*
Eddie: wtf did u do?!
Bill: I didn’t do anything!
Ben: yeah he didn’t do anything
Eddie: oh haha pepper in my fucking water, well, there’s no more water in my cup so fuck you!!
Bill: *shrugs and goes back to talking to Ben*
Eddie: *still pissed off* and alSO it’s supposed to be salt so I can’t see it!fucking dumbass.
Richie: Hey wanna snort some coke with me?
Ben: ???
Richie: *takes out a can of Coca Cola and snorts some of it*
Ben: !!! Richie!?
Mike: wtf dude
Richie: *starts screaming with coke flying out his nose*
Richie: *talking about how Canadians still wear their converse in the -40C weather*
Tour Director: what?! do you even still have toes?
Mike: *lost half his foot in a lawn mower accident when he was little* no
Richie: *rapping all the emergency call numbers on a never ending loop*
Bill: *beat boxing and encouraging Richie’s behaviour*
Stan: natural selection is fucking coming for you both
*Richie and Bill talking about boobs*
Stan: I love double D
Bill: …
Stan: as in dick and death
Stan: I’m a homosexual
Richie: is it bad that I want to climb this pope like a jungle gym
Bev: damn I can tell he’d treat me right
Stan: we’re in a church sToP
Eddie: damn that’s a deep ass tub
Richie: yeah! Careful you don’t drown in it since you’re so tiny Eds!
Eddie: Careful I don’t lurk deep under the water so that when you bathe I’ll pull you in and fucking drown your ugly ass and throw you in a French dumpster
Mike: what’s the diff between a French dumpster and a Canadian one?
Eddie: the Canadian one doesn’t have a dead Richie in it and the French one does
Mike: ahh makes sense, makes sense
Stan: youre all fucked, Jesus Christ
Stan: *is religious and trying to pay his respects at the baptistery*
All the losers: *wheezing*
Bill: this painting of baby Jesus looks like ET *continues to die of laughter*
Stan: Lord give me strength to not bitch slap these hoe
Eddie: I love baguettes!!!
Richie: you know baguette means long shaft ;)
Eddie: my answer doesn’t change
Maybe I’ll make a part 2??? My friends and I did a lot of foolish things on this trip lol
