Strawberry_Shinigami

So when they bring back the final arc of Bleach, I hope they dip into some merch... because I realllllllyyyy want some more Pop-Funkos. Namely:

I’m curious, because I thought I was an oddity (and maybe I still am) but, does anyone else ship Momo and Shinji? Because I know “oh god, she’s obsessed with her boss again”, but I feel this dynamic would just be so great and wholesome. Shinji isn’t gonna treat Momo like a glass doll, because she is a f*****g Lieutenant and she deserves to be treated like it. And Shinji, coming back to the Soul Society and a Fifth Division who had no idea who this guy is, Momo is gonna make him feel welcome and try her best to make it feel like home again. And Shinji is gonna introduce Momo to all this cool Human World nonsense, and then the Fifth Division is just gonna be the most Human World-esque squad and finally come together after years of being the Division known for its traitorous Captains (cause I don’t doubt Yamamoto told Shinji’s old Fifth Division that he betrayed them and became a Hollow)

Momo: *applying chapstick*

Ichigo: If Renji and I were drowning, who would you save?

[Renji and Rukia, on a date, standing in the middle of the forest]

Momo: Shinji and I get along perfectly! Right, Shinji?

Karin: Do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someone’s cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and look right into their eyes and then violently twist their head at a right angle and snap their neck?

Orihime: My mind is like an internet browser

Momo: We can’t kill him!

Rukia: What time is it?