Frog God

Something so striking to me about saltburn is Felix. He’s present in a good portion of the movie, yet we know next to nothing about him. It’s not that he isn’t a fleshed out character, or that we just don’t read between the lines enough. He’s intentionally made to be unknown. It really shows just how little Oliver actually knew him. No matter how much he studied him, thought about him, conceptualized him, he never knew him. A scientist can spend years researching a specimen, but he will never know what it truly thinks. I find it so interesting how inherently wrong Oliver is when interacting with other people. He understands them, mirrors them, etc but he never has any idea who they are. He’s a blank canvas, and the Cattons are colors. He knows which background will match the best with them, but he doesn’t know what pigment they are. He doesn’t know what kind of paint, or the thickness of it on a brush, but he still manages to pull everything off despite it. It’s not that he doesn’t try to know them beyond fundamentals, he can’t. He truly doesn’t know how to view them as people.

DETENTION (2011) SPOILERS!!!

me in buckingham palace dancing naked to 'murder on the dance floor' after i infiltrate the royal family and pick them off one by one until i am the last one left

Reversed version so you and your mutuals can bonk back and forth.

wait, hold on